Let's start with a re-cap. Last night, James was over praised but solid, Lauren did fine but timid, Scotty kicked it up a notch and Jacob faltered severely. Oh and Haley? She was over criticised by the judges and then came out and kicked it right back in their faces.
JLo / STy Fashion showdown -- JLo is wearing my black top and bubble skirt dress from my 9th grade semi formal and Steven is looking like a major rock star so he needs to wear shades. The win goes to Steven just because I am afraid of JLo's performance.
Top 5 sing Happy Together and Scotty morphs into a totally different voice. Haley and Lauren sound good together. Jacob is doing a weird dance that makes his gut wiggle over his pants. I just made myself laugh with that description. This song is corny but they did a good job trying to make it interesting.
I don't even pretend to watch the Ford commercials. But the contestants in Gordon Ramsey's kitchen is funny. They have to make an omelet. Cute.
Brand new song debuts from Lady A. Never before heard! Hillary needs a different hairstyle. Charles does not need to change a single thing except being married to someone besides me. Oh and then there is Dave. Just a Kiss needs to grow on me. Not blown away. Seems like they are hoping to recapture Need You Now magic. This will get another listen. JLo looks nervous about her own performance. Was hers taped or live?
NEED to do my Idol downloads soon!
bing does a promo about song and wardrobe choice. Cute
Results are surprising? OH NO! James stands, Jimmy says he let the emotions take over the performance. Far side group. Uh oh, it is pick a group night!
Lauren stands, Jimmy says Flat on the Floor was good but her fear kept her from hitting the biggest note. He says she will be in bottom two. Near side group and tears.
More Kitchen Confidential with a blind taste test. Funny. Oh god my stomach is dropping if Lauren goes. I think Steven Tyler will leave the show.
JLo comes out in a metallic harem pant and jeweled bra top. Gorgeous hair and makeup and her heels are not too high so she won't fall down. I do not like this song but I'd dance to it if I was in a club (which does not happen). Can we talk about the abs? Pitbull tells her she has a bodonckadonck? Well done JLo.
Umm can Kate Hudson make one more wedding movie?
Oh now the video from JLo's next single. Can we say uber-promotional? Umm she is wet on the beach with someone who looks very different from Marc Anthony. And now JLo is back. Was her performance live or taped?
Results: Jacob stands. Jimmy says he had a rough night and fear again took over him. Jimmy gives him a 6. Jacob joins Lauren.
Haley gets a huge roar from the crowd. Jimmy thought she was 4th or 5th before last night, but she showed no fear and came back with a 10 for the night. He thinks she could be a lock for the finale. Haley joins James.
Scotty stands. Jimmy thought Gone was stellar but Always on My Mind was a bit short. But that he will be a success whether he wins this show or not. Ryan reveals Scotty has never been in the bottom two and is not tonight either. Ryan makes him choose the top two group. He won't so Ryan brings him to James and Haley and all three are safe.
Bottom two is Lauren and Jacob. Lauren is making me cry. Oh my god, she is so young. She should not go tonight people. Ryan comforts her.
Back from commercial. Jacob is going home. I have never felt such relief. Poor Lauren. Jacob spoke with class. He was so good in the beginning. I think he got really stuck with song choice over the weeks and faltered. He goes back to A House is Not a Home. No bad feelings on this. He rocked out.
don't be ashamed of your obsessions...or wearing lower heels so you don't fall down...
Thursday, May 5, 2011
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