The opening monologue was much better and then the little choir was still to be judged. Comedy clips finally got us laughing.
Kimmel and Fallon were good.
Supporting Actress Comedy -- My win, Sofia Vergara. Curve ball win to Julie Bowen. She was not prepared to win at all. Her chest looks horrific, an accident waiting to happen.
Julianna Margulies - I like the space dress, which is strange, but I stand by it.
Supporting Actor Comedy -- My win, Ty Burrell. And he wins. Great speech mix of comedy and emotion. Well done.
Brad Pitt looks really old in the preview for his movie. Wow.
Ricky Gervais does a great bit with an edited speech. He always makes me laugh. Modern Family wins for Director -- what a weird category. Does anyone really care? And then they win for writing. I love Zooey Deschanel and I liked her dress, someone in the room had an opinion about the belt, but I say it is all a good, messy chic.
Charlie Sheen is at the Emmy's. Wow, this is going to be interesting.
Calvin Klein ad from last year is playing again. Umm, haven't the collections changed?
"Welcome back to the Modern Family Awards." Good line Jane.
Charlie Sheen comes out to present Lead Actor Comedy. "From the bottom of my heart, I wish you nothing but the best for the upcoming season." Wow, that felt weird. Come on Steve Carell. Stupid Jim Parsons won. He should be embarrassed. Uggh, Jim Parsons now joins Mariska Hargitay, Kyra Sedgewick and Edie Falco in my most hated winners category.
Sofia Vergara looks gorgeous - really gorgeous.
Best category was Lead Actress in a Comedy -- each of the ladies got up on the stage -- Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Martha Plimpton (looking amazing), Melissa McCarthy and Laura Linney looking incredibly chic and modern in her short black dress. My win, Amy Poehler but Melissa McCarthy wins maybe for Bridesmaids. I'm okay with that because I loved her in Gilmore Girls too. But she can't win again.
The bit in the Office was good. Ashton showing up to take over Steve Carrell.
Competitive Reality -- My win, this year definitely Idol. But... Amazing Race won, again. So dumb. Might as well get rid of this category.
Variety / Talk Show -- Daily Show wins.
Lonely Island compilation was hysterical. Michael Bolton, Ed Helms, John Stamos, Maya Rudolph - funny.
Lea Michele bugs me. There, I said it. I love her singing, love her performance, but something bothers me.
Jane Lynch second dress loses too. Billy and I say, modern tux would have been better.
Anna Paquin (who was 9 in the Piano and won the Oscar at 11 in case you wanted to know since the people in this room had a lot of opinions about this) looked good - I like that she wears black a lot.
Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher come out to present. Writing for a Drama -- My win, Friday Night Lights and it WINS!! Jason Katims - WOW, I am so happy. Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose! So happy.
Supporting Actress in a Drama -- My win, Archie Panjabi, but someone from Justified won, which is fine. She couldn't walk up the stairs, but it was sweet that everyone went to help her.
Why did the Emmy producers think it was a good plan to make an instrumental version of Pumped Up Kicks? It is so not okay and Foster the People should sue them.
Loretta Devine needs to purchase a bra. Right away. What show is the Dr Surgeon from ER on now? Directing for a Drama -- I don't watch any of these shows at all. Scorcese wins for Boardwalk Emprie and gives the longest speech like it was for his first Oscar.
Kerry Washington is too skinny.
Supporting Actor, Drama -- My win, Alan Cumming, but I'm open. They lowered the mic for Peter Dinklage. I'm fine for him to win as long as the show doesn't.
Katie Holmes looks good. One of my top picks.
Best Actress, Drama -- My win, of course Connie Britton. But I am a Julianna fan so I understand if she wins, which she does. Connie -- can't wait for the new show.
Minka Kelly looks great - Jeter should have held on to that.
Best Actor, Drama -- My win is of course Kyle Chandler -- COACH WINS IT!!! I love him. Wow, humble, amazing. I know he didn't thank Connie Britton, but at the end he held out the Emmy to her. Wow, amazing. I love him so much. Minka was so happy for him. Uggh I miss that show.
LL Cool J just joined the Emmytunes. That was crazy. Ladies Love.
Entourage guys come out and act like they are so cool. Turtle looks a lot better after losing the weight.
Amy Poehler and Melissa McCarthy come out to present and are super funny. I love that women
Why did the Canadian Tenors perform Hallelujah? More importantly, who are the Canadian Tenors?
Anna Torv from Fringe liked the Canadian Tenors. But she looked beautiful. Guy Pierce, for geez shut it already.
Claire Danes has a good dress. Kate Winslet - you can't be this excited about winning an Emmy. Mildred Pierce was not Titanic. Taraji P Henson was so angry, I thought she was going to start screaming at Kate Winslet. Kate Winslet is going for the EGOT -- Emmy, check, Grammy, Check (for a spoken word), Oscar check, Tony can totally happen soon.
Stop the Calvin Klein ads.
Maria Bello looks good. Good dress choice. As Billy says, "I'm not mad at her."
Mad Men wins Best Drama -- I'm okay with that. It was the best season of Mad Men for sure, and FNL did finally get nominated.
Jane Lynch last dress was actually okay.
Gwyneth gets to present Best Comedy -- why? My win, Parks and Rec but Modern Family wins which is just as good. The nerdy teen girl is major hotness now.
Room decisions:
Best dressed:
Sofia Vergara
Minka Kelly
Laura Linney
Anna Torv
Archie Panjabi
Best dressed guys:
Jon Hamm
Kyle Chandler
That's all folks -- and now the new TV season begins. Start programming your DVR's!
Don't be ashamed of your obsessions, clear eyes, full hearts can't lose.