Thursday, March 26, 2009

Another one bites the dust...

Let's start by talking about the pre-taped medley of Motown hits. I wonder if the producers choose to keep the look of the show so amateurish. I mean they have the money do to great artistic productions, but this looked right out of a Brady Bunch episode. I guess the point is that these contestants are not professionals and Idol gives them a shot to make it big, but sometimes, I just wish I could see more polished pieces. Interesting that they usually do not perform any dance group medleys on the tour -- I guess by then the contestants get to proclaim their professionalism?? This was painful.

Then Season 2 winner Ruben Studdard comes out and proves that winning Idol does not guarantee stardom. Look the guy has a nice voice, but he is not capable of creating hit songs and he sweats into his eyeballs. He couldn't blink out the sweat! Another kudo to those who do become stars like Kelly, Carrie or Daughtry (Cook will be but it is too early). Winning doesn't guarantee anything.

To the results. Thank god they didn't drag it out by trying to pretend Adam didn't get through. He is safe. Then tragedy -- Matt is in the bottom 3. I think he was gipped by going first. Scared. Kris is safe (although Ryan tried to give him a heart attack and faked him out). Now between Lil and Michael and Ryan noted that Michael lacked ARTISTRY (cue Kara). Lil is safe and Michael is in the bottom 3 -- that was correct. It is only 24 minutes in and they have already named 2 of the bottom 3.

Oh wait, now they have to interject a stupid performance by Joss Stone (irrelevant) and Smokey. He is so cool, but have him sing one of his star songs - does he really need a comeback? I am now over my new-found love for Smokey. Fast forwarding.

Allison is up next and she is quickly named safe. Smart choice. I love how Ryan doesn't just go down the couch in order to mix it up -- ooh Ryan, you are so slick. On the other end of the couch, Anoop is safe and the Bachan family is very happy. Danny is safe. Down to Scott and Megan who should both be in the bottom 3. Scott is in the bottom 3 which had to happen. So the bottom 3 is Scott, Michael and Matt G. Matt should not be there. Randy is called out and he agrees with me that Matt should not be there (but he says it in mad Randy words).

NO WAY -- Scott is sent back to safety. Ridiculous. I am going to say what everyone is thinking but won't say. I don't care that he is blind, he is not a great singer. End of story. Stevie Wonder is going to come and perform and prove that you can be blind and sing well. Geez.

What I loved about the Stevie performance is that they showed the contestants' reactions -- they were psyched and in awe and having fun. Maybe not as much fun as the judges, though. Paula and Kara were rocking out and even the dawg got up to dance! Simon of course didn't but I didn't really expect him to, or want to see that.

Finally it is time and who is going home? Michael. I say that even before the judges' save because there is no way they are using it on him. The oil rigger is going back to the most dangerous job on earth. What were the judges even discussing? Dinner plans?

Simon is asked to call it and they act like they haven't made a decision -- come on. But then he lays it out as he always does. Michael, you are going home. Basta.

Well, he was definitely doomed, but I don't want to hear / see Scott again. On to next week!!

I am going to see Simon Cowell in person next week and I will have to once again contain my utter love of Idol in professional circumstances...Mind you that is a hard task. Not that I'm ashamed of my obsession...remember...

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Motown, Smokey and the Top 10

Let me start by saying -- I apologize for my delinquency last week. I got super sick Wed night and could not comment on the loss of Alexis for fear of vomiting on my computer. She was the last girl I wanted to see go, and thought Michael should have left. I'm sad and hope we don't regret her loss with another girl who doesn't deserve it going far. And I think they tortured her with the save. But now to tonight. Smokey looks GOOD man!! There could be a lot of work, but it isn't obvious on camera -- he is a handsome man...And love his casual outfit of cargoes and sweatshirt -- he is cool too. Also need to give a shout out to Paula tonight -- her commentary has been very strong and she is really using her vocal dictionary -- trying to name the note that Kris hit and talking about the robatto part of Scott's song. Mind you I have no idea if robatto is a word or if that was smart criticism, but she made it her own!

This was the best Motown week in Idol history in my opinion -- not all new choices, but a lot of right choices and I didn't feel like I had seen this all on Idol before. Really nice week. This week I am giving everyone an Idol doppelganger nickname (the person he / she reminds me of in looks or voice).

Matt Giraud -- "Let's Get It On" Smooth performance and I was so glad he got up from the piano. It was fun and even Simon smiled when Matt came to dance off in front of the table. He uses his voice but of course Randy called it his "false" which in real music language is "falsetto." Randy needs lessons from Paula. Matt is making a run for the front and I am enjoying it. So JT as he is now named gets a VOTE

Kris Allen -- "How Sweet It Is" Did not know this James Taylor song is a Marvin Gaye song. I liked his interaction with Smokey when he asked questions. Nicely sung, but I agree with Simon that he needs to work on developing his swagger -- he comes across a little wholesome which can also be a bit boring. And it is smooth and easy to hear, but isn't challenging. There aren't any WOW moments. I just don't think he can stand up as strong as Adam, Danny, Matt or even Anoop in personality...So Jason Mraz gets a VOTE to stay in

Kara introduced her WORD OF THE NIGHT right here -- "Artistry" She loves this word.

Scott -- "You Can't Hurry Love" No more Mr Nice guy for him -- he is one note, boring, amateurish and I agreed with Simon calling it cheap. He needs to go. I like the guy, but it is done. BUH BYE Elton John lite.

Megan Joy -- "For Once in My Life" When the judges start off talking about how great you look, you know you are doomed. It was rushed, manic. It could have been okay if she had kept it focused, but her notes were all over the place. Too bad because I really like her, but she needs to get it together and have an Anoop last week moment. Simon thinks she is in trouble which can sometimes bring a flood of votes in to save someone. Bette Midler cool needs to be careful, she gets an OK

Anoop Desai -- "Ooh Baby Baby" Smokey said he was sensual. Well I wished he had worn a suit and stayed still just looking at the audience. I didn't like the sitting / standing street boy look. I thought it was a little too slow, but I am glad he is showing he can sing, because he didn't get in on that basis. As Randy said, "Turn it back up" and I am glad they gave him props for hte song being dificult because it really is. Unfortunately he made it feel that way too. Now loosen up Amitabh Bachan (India's number one actor of all time - I know he isn't a singer, but this is the best analogy for me) you get a VOTE

Michael Sarver -- "Ain't Too Proud to Beg" Smokey didn't like it and gave his first criticism of the night. I hate that he kept holding hands with the sway bots in the mosh pit. Another amateurish manic performance. He is just not in the league of some of the others. BUH BYE Garth!

Lil Rounds -- "Heat Wave" Does anyone remember Vonzell or last season's Syesha? Lil is now joining them in my books. Good singer, not able to make her own mark. Hopefully she won't get into the third spot like they did. She isn't original. She must have really felt the heat from that heat wave because she was yelling like she was on fire. Kara said she looked great, but did not give her an ARTISTRY, so she must not have liked her. Agreed with Simon that she needs to have a moment and has not had one. OK Mary J

Adam Lambert -- "Tracks of My Tears" WOW, WOW what a turnaround for Adam. I hated his weird performance last week, so I was thrilled to see the doo wop hair do, the suit and him sitting down. That is a costume look that I can dig. This boy has the BEST FALSETTO this show has seen. I'm downloading this. Tender, calm. Smokey and Kara gave him the standing ovation. Kara got to say ARTISTRY. Simon called it THE best of the night. Fantastic. Cross between Trent Reznor and Adam Pascal gets multiple VOTES

Danny Gokey -- "Get Ready" Love his urban, modern voice, but this was not one of my favorites from him. The running around wasn't great and putting him after Adam made his version even less original. But fun and I still love his voice. He'll be safe though. Robert Downey Jr gets a VOTE

Allison Iraheta --"Papa Was a Rolling Stone" Allison got the pimp spot because the producers were shocked she was in the bottom three last week. And she knocked it out of the ball park. I didn't understand everything she was saying, but she made it original, hit every note and just nailed it. She has such confidence as a performer and finally a girl gave the boys a run for the money. Question -- does Kara think she has ARTISTRY? Still laughing that Simon wrote on Paula's face. Chubby Pink gets mad VOTES

Great night. Here are the grades.

Matt (JT) -- A-
Kris (Jason Mraz) -- B
Scott (Elton John Lite) -- D
Megan (Bette Midler cool) -- C
Anoop (Amitabh) -- B+
Michael (Garth) -- C-
Lil (Mary J) -- B-
Adam (Trent Reznor / Adam Pascal) -- A (could have been an A+ if he hadn't done the snake charmer song last week)
Danny (Robert Downey Jr) -- B+
Allison (Chubby Pink) -- A-

So even if you don't have artistry, remember, don't be ashamed of your obsessions...

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Grand Ole Opry and the Top 11

I have to admit -- I always look forward to Country Night on Idol -- I know most of the songs more than others do and feel I can give a true judgement on what the Idols should have sang and how they performed compared to the originals. Will it live up to my expectations? That's where my nerves set in...So let's do it folks, or should I say, yee haw!

Umm I love the judges entrance -- nice to see them from the waist down...

This means a lot to me, because Randy Travis's Forever and Ever Amen was actually the first country song I discovered. He performed on a Grammy's and I tape recorded the song from the TV screen. Country radio didn't exist in NJ, so I had no exposure, but after hearing the simple lyric and sweet melody, well, I was hooked.


Michael Sarver -- "Ain't going down til the Sun Goes Up" by Garth Brooks. Garth is one of my least favorite Country artists. Michael learned the song well, but I just don't think it shows off his vocals. He did get to show off some personality, though. Smart answer from him saying that country music is about having some fun -- I agree, Michael, see ya in Nashville! but not in the finals of Idol. OK


Allison Iraheta -- "Blame it on your Heart" by Patty Loveless. Patty is a fabulous singer - one of my first discoveries was her music. She is really good at picking the right songs for herself. It allows her to be herself but is in the right genre. And she hits the notes. Nice clean performance - not mind blowing, but strong. Oh, Kara brought out one of the first "you could sing the alphabets" of the season (Why not the phonebook, dawg?) Randy called her dope -- I give him props for the use of a new word! VOTE (to keep her)


Kris Allen -- "To Make You Feel My Love" by Garth Brooks (actually by Bob Dylan and redone by Garth's idol Billy Joel before Garth re-made it). This is actually a good song, and Kris chooses to strip it and make it his own (actually it sounds like the Billy Joel version). I wished it was stripped even more without the violins, because it leans a little cheesy, but he did a nice vocal and I admit that I would get weak in the knees if someone sang this to me. Simon gave him a terrific and he is now a contender. VOTE


Ooh they made Lil hang out in the mosh pit of androids!


Lil Rounds -- "Independence Day" by Martina McBride. This was done by Carrie when she was on Idol so Lil is taking a chance here. She should have worn jeans and a top -- the dress is not country. It did not jive for me, but I know she can it those high notes. I don't feel any connection to her. At least she had a reason picking this song over others and didn't just say "I liked it." Simon called her LITTLE - I had to pause it and crack up. She is a really good speaker and knew how to take the criticism and apply it. But still not loving Little (that is officially her new name). OK


Adam Lambert -- "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash Randy Travis is so scared of him, it is really funny. Adam is getting more and more drag, right? Yikes, he is giving the camera the Constantine eye. I HATE THIS FROM NOTE ONE. This shows is for all ages, don't lift up your shirt. If this is the kind of music he is going to make, I won't listen. HATED IT, HATED IT, HATED IT. Have some appreciation for the genre and the song. OK only on the strength of the voice, but if he gets BUH BYE this week, I won't be surprised. Indulgent Rubbish in the words of Simon Cowell -- DEFINITELY.


Scott McIntyre -- "Wild Angels" by Martina McBride. Beautiful song, that is usually a rocking anthem. He has a sweet voice, and I like how he played with the arrangement, but he doesn't inspire me to jump up (Adam did, he made me want to turn off the show). I'm glad Simon told him to stay behind the piano instead of trying to get him to need to move. I agreed with Randy that he needs to stretch his vocals. Too much talk for this one...OK


Alexis Grace -- "Jolene" by Dolly Parton. Brooke White tried to do it last season I think. It is a moving song and I think this little one could kill it. She has the anger. She can SING. I thought it was a smart way to be her and still do country. Something not right about the dress, though. Is it just me or do the judges not like her? She is getting Carly treatment, in my opinion. She could talk back a little less. She got yelled at for being too "dirty" last week, didn't she? Whatever, I love her. Not her best, but she needs to stay over eyeliner boy. VOTE


Danny Gokey -- "Jesus Take the Wheel" by Carrie Underwood. Love how he was so nervous to meet Randy, but Randy was envious of his soulful voice. No to the white jacket. Something about the grit in his voice eliminates the cheese factor. He must have worked on the arrangement -- love the gospel effect. I'm sorry but I just love him. The beginning was wobbly but when he hit it, WOW. VOTE (And Simon's only criticism with the polar jkt was my only criticism too).


Anoop Desai -- "You Were Always On My Mind" by Willie Nelson. ZERO to HERO. My boy can sing! Randy Travis was blown away which means a lot. I was scared, I admit it, but the boy made it his own and did Willie proud. And it didn't feel old -- he has the grit that Danny has. Wow, he just brought himself up to the top of the heap. LOVED IT. VOTE


Megan Corkery -- "I Go Walking After Midnight" She confused Randy but he thinks if she can nail it, we will like it. I think it is a good choice for her. She is straight from a 50's record. This girl is gorgeous. She has some vocal problems, though (which I understood later with the sickness). Sweet performance and unique. Interesting the judges told us she has the flu. Sometimes they don't let that be an excuse, but I'm glad they gave her a shot. VOTE


Matt Giraud -- "So Small" I'm glad they didn't give the pimp spot to Anoop only because I wanted him to not get favored treatment. So Matt gets it...and he redoes a Carrie song. He looks smooth. I liked the version and he made it his own as the judges like to say, but I want him to blow me away with his vocals a little bit. He is a good performer / pianist and I liked it better than Kris Allen. Don't agree with Simon saying Matt was better then Danny's vocals although I liked the look and feel of the performance much more. VOTE


Funny that two guys picked Carrie songs. Overall a good night - no Eight Days A Week re-do moments, fresh song choices for the most part. I enjoyed it. My choice to go home? Scott McIntyre -- I just don't think he can do more than he has. Michael Sarver could suffer. Adam will stay because of his popularity, but I am off of his bandwagon in a big way. Now for the grades...

Michael Sarver C+

Allison Iraheta B

Kris Allen B+

Lil Rounds B-

Adam Lambert C-

Scott McIntyre C+

Alexis Grace B

Danny Gokey A-

Anoop Desai A

Megan Corkery B+

Matt Giraud A-

Looking forward to Brad Paisley and Randy and Carrie singing together tomorrow (her new hit is a re-do of his I Told You So which is a heartbreaker so this could be AMAZING).

Whew, need to rewatch Anoop! Yes, I am rewatching...
don't be ashamed of your obsessions...








Wednesday, March 11, 2009

A judges reprieve

All day I was nervous -- nervous about the new rule -- were the producers going to take over from America? Was the vote system going to be tampered with? The hanging chad to reign?


Luckily Ryan didn't leave us hanging -- the new rule was revealed right away. This season, the judges have the opportunity to save one eliminated contestant. One chance to give a second chance. If they use the reprieve, two contestants go home the following week. Very interesting to see if they use it, when they use it and if their save then stays in during the next week. And it gives Ryan one more dramatic moment to add to his lines to use each episode -- "Will the judges save a contestant tonight?" "Who could get another chance tonight?" "Will the judges agree with your vote America?" "All this and more tonight on American Idol..." Seacrest Out.


Re-cap that I hope Jasmine and Jorge go home tonight. Let's see...

Anyone notice how they are using the stairs for dramatic effect? Hysterical.

First to be safe, Michael Sarver, then Allison Irahita, then Matt Giraud, then showdown between Jasmine and Megan Corkery. I love using the word showdown! Megan is safe and Jasmine goes home (1 right so far). Of course Ryan then refers to the already tired -- "but will the judges save her?" Of course gives another reason for the loser to sing his last song -- it could save him/her. But Jasmine just reinforced why she and her flatness had to go, and Randy signals her certain end.

Then intro of new going home song for the season -- Carrie Underwood doing a remake of Motley Crue's Home Sweet Home. It is going to be sold as a single to benefit animal shelters. Not completely convinced on this one yet, we'll see...

Kanye comes out to perform, but it is actually pre-recorded hence the contestants and judges cleared from the stage. At least the Lionel Richie haircut is gone. Hoping Kelly is live just to feel the audience / judge reaction.

Back to results, and Ryan gets to say "One more person is going to go unless the judges decide to save them." Then Scott McIntyre is safe, Alexis Grace is safe, Danny Gokey is safe and Anoop is sent to bottom. Adam Lambert is safe, Jorge and L'il showdown for the other bottom spot. Jorge heads to bottom with Anoop. Not an unexpected situation. Either Anoop or Jorge are going home. This is going so fast my head is spinning. But then Ryan takes a break and I can finish breathing. Jesus!

Jorge and Anoop get to enjoy Kelly and Ryan announces that every week they are going to bring back a former Idol (now that is fun stuff!!!) So they begin with Idol number 1, that's right, numero uno, Kelly Clarkson. Ryan says she is the top-selling Idol alum which I don't think is true -- pretty sure Carrie surpassed her with two albums to Kelly's three, but I will need to check my facts folks. Kelly is live and the audience goes wild!!! She looks adorable. She kills it and love the clean makeup, brown natural hair and sequin jacket over black dress. Good look.

So now the results. Anoop is.......SAFE! Jorge is going home. He sings the muzak and Simon bluntly, so bluntly, painfully bluntly, tells him he will not get a reprieve. Ouch.

I was right on the money folks. Usually top 10 goes on tour, so for Jasmine and Jorge, they get to be seen on finale, and then this is the end of the road.

No reveal of next week's theme, but guarantee the 11 will be MUCH harder to pick from.

Good night, my readers. And remember, don't be ashamed of your obsessions...

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

13 and two go??

Wow -- I thought the opening was funny and fresh and I don't recall feeling this much energy for a Top 12 week before. The anticipation since we haven't heard all of these people sing in a while felt real.

I thought having 13 worked week-wise because they aren't doing an Idol Gives Back episode where someone is saved, but then again they did an extra Hollywood Week so getting rid of 2 tomorrow night might mean they have a week where no one is sent home. But more on the surprise changes later.


So Kara loves to talk about getting the winner on the radio -- she opened with "at least 3 people are going to be heard on the radio" which is interesting because i have read a bunch of interviews with Simon Fuller who created the show, and he says that he isn't interested in radio play -- he just wants to sell records. But Kara keeps pushing radio play...maybe priorities have changed?


Let's talk about themes -- Michael Jackson. Could be amazing or horrible. David Cook set the bar by doing Chris Cornell's rock anthem version of Billy Jean and I do have to say the Kris Allen's Man In the Mirror inspired a recent late night karaoke group edition (go WB crew!) Can imagine that the contestants fought over songs. Who gets first dibs?


L'il Rounds -- "The Way You Make Me Feel" Do not like the fashion statement. Interesting that they did not give her a pimp spot towards end. Great song, the band can make it feel old, but she used the opportunity to SANG, I mean, sing, even I did not need to download her version. And then Randy went straight to "you could sing the phone book" comments. VOTE to keep in.


Scott -- "Keep the Faith" He is so much better behind the piano in terms of focusing. I don't think I know this song but that allows for his interpretation to stand alone and this theme could lead to serious copycatting. Still something amateurish about his voice. Ehh. Simon said it is fine being artistic, just not on this show. So funny. He wanted something more recognizable which I agreed with based on what Scott did. OK


Danny Gokey -- "PYT" Love his family story, that they always had to sing their homework. I thought he was bringing it down with a slow mellow opener and then he popped the energy. He is so Robert Downey Jr slightly chubby look a like. Paula jumped out of her chair. A little yelly, I guarantee Simon will make that comment. But it felt like a live on the spot performance. High, high energy. Simon in fact did tell him he was yelling and I loved that he told him he was like Michael McDonald -- a white guy with soul. VOTE


Michael Sarver -- "You are not alone" No need to go back to the oil field -- they didn't mention Danny's dead wife, but this then brought it back. I'm sure this guy does not have training, but he does have a nice, smooth voice. Doesn't feel modern or relevant, but I like a man's smooth voice. He showed that he has a reason for being in the Top 13. Just showed his chops, simple. Simon agreed with his passion making up for the fact that he isn't perfect...and then joked that he wished we knew what he did for a living -- so funny. OK


Can I throw in that I LOVE that the judges take turns starting the comments? So good that Simon doesn't always have the last word. It changes it up!


Jasmine Murray -- "I'll be There" I did not want to watch the back story... I had a smirk from the minute I heard her song choice. TYPICAL. She has a nice voice, for sure, but nothing new or interesting. Gives me a Jordin Sparks moment. Of course Jordin was better than Blake, but he was so much more interesting (not that that is saying much in that comparison) Unless someone really screws up, she is gone. I thought the judges were trying to justify choosing her, they were too nice. BUH BYE


Kris Allen -- "Remember the Time" Yikes, I don't like his wife's voice. Love his look with the guitar and the jeans and short sleeve plaid shirt. So cool. He totally made it fresh. What a great song. (Karaoke anyone?) The band still aged it. How much control do they have over the band? He has a boy band look but then throws a cooler Jason Mraz factor in. I think he was trying to make a statement to make sure the audience remembers him. He did get voted through, though, so maybe he doesn't have to try as hard as I thought. Kara gave him props for helping a lot of the other contestants -- I love that. Simon said he is not sure if he should have brought the wife out so early -- HYSTERICAL. I agree, he is more appealing single. VOTE


Allison Iraheta -- "Give It to Me" We know almost nothing about her, so back story was interesting until we went to the Latin Walmart for her to sing, I got scared. Really scared. Don't make her do these things, just let her sing. She still needs her makeover moment. The song was too rock to appeal to the audience of this show. She needs to be careful. Had moments of Amanda Overmyer. I really don't want a girl to go unless it is Jasmine. Great end note, but really dark. Luckily the judges supported her being true to herself and being a rocker girl. VOTE to keep her in.


Anoop Desai -- "Beat It" Like the Members Only Jacket but agree with Simon that is was too lightweight and karaoke. He should have stripped it. Wrong choice of song. I think his popularity will carry him through but I hope this is a lesson to him about song choice. Yikes, Simon said they regretted making it a Top 13 as if he was that last choice which is so not true -- they just left him for the end for drama. That was unnecessary. OK


Jorge Nunez -- "Never Can Say Goodbye" CHEESY from note 1. Look, I liked him because he can sing, and he still can, but this was straight from a muzak elevator station. And he smiles a lot. I would rather have Anoop be cheesy than him. Yikes. Where is Ju'not? Poor guy, I don't think he can understand the criticism which is uncomfortable. BUH BYE


Megan Corkery -- "Rockin' Robin" She is stunning and her Mom looks like her hot sister. I loved it. Old school, but she brings that 60's voice to it that gives it gravitas and keeps it from being completely cheesy. I am smiling like crazy. And throwing in the bird caw at the end - hysterical. Totally agree with Kara that she brings her signature to everything. Paula refers to her being beautiful over and over and then says she wants people to look past her looks? Simon hated it, but I actually thought it was a smart way for her to be her. Corny, sure, but I was okay with that. Not okay for every time, but okay for this week. VOTE


Adam Lambert -- "Black and White" Interesting that no one has changed a song up yet. We know he can do MJ's range. But he needed to uncheese it. He was better in the bridge - made it rocker soprano like he likes. A little manic screamy though. I didn't connect. But the judges loved it because of his performance. Simon said he should be over the top to do MJ -- so opposite of what I thought he would say. VOTE to keep him in.


Matt Giraud -- "Human Nature" He looks good behind the piano. For those who knew a guy named Michael Pagliarini from my college Paris days -- the similarity is scary. He redeemed himself by showing what he is good at. Smooth and fresh. And the falsetto (or false as Paula and Randy like to call it) was very JT cool. Great job. VOTE


For those of you wondering why they were making such a big deal out of the last phone number of the night-- It ends up that 1-866-IDOLS13 is a sex line. I actually tested it at work (don't worry Ed, I hung up right away! So they were scared that people would assume the number and call the sex line instead of voting for Alexis.


Alexis Grace -- "Dirty Diana" Excited for her to get the pimp spot. Is she going to change it up?? I think Alexis's daughter should marry Megan's son. Song choice is GREAT. I like her so much better than L'il Rounds. I thought this season would be overrun with guys, but this girl can beat 'em all. And the look is already perfected. I stopped typing to clap for that. But then the judges didn't love it. Why am I disagreeing with Simon so much -- what does that mean? Whatever judges, VOTE.

So Ryan announced that tomorrow they are going to introduce a new voting situation which involves the judges. Does that mean judges can change the vote outcome? NO Please do not do this -- even when there were bad voting results, I, who votes A LOT could say, "well did you vote?" to the nay sayers and usually they did not. If the judges interfere, which means the producers are interfering, we should have a revolution. Okay maybe I should calm down until I find out the situation.

I say BUY BYE to Jasmine and Jorge or Scott.

Michael Slezak at EW does a GREAT blog on Idol and he is now grading performances. I think I will do the same.


L'il Rounds B
Scott C
Danny Gokey A-
Michael Sarver B-
Jasmine Murray D
Kris Allen B+
Allison Irahita B
Anoop Desai C
Jorge Nunez C-
Megan Corkery B+
Adam Lambert B
Matt Giraud B+
Alexis Grace A

Whew - so psyched for Kelly Clarkson tomorrow - her new CD just arrived today. I am so tired folks so I will sign off -- just remember, even when you are tired,

don't be ashamed of your obsessions...

Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Final 12 is Final, kind of...

Nerves, steel-hard crazy nerves. That is what I had tonight. I won't do the whole re-cap but let me give some highlights. First of all, last night, L'il Rounds (big surprise) got through and then Scott and Jorge. I was really pulling for Ju'not but I thought at least he would get a wild card spot. But NO - they put Anoop, Megan, Jesse, Matt G and Ricky in which I could handle and then they pulled in Jasmine, Von and TATIANA????? Come on!

This is what made me so nervous -- I thought if the judges brought Tatiana to Wild Card, they were going to bring her all the way. And then I would actually have to consider not loving this show any more. See the show has always had moments of "WHAT?" Weird judges choices, shocking voters choices, great singers getting sent packing early, outrageous song choices (remember Kristy Lee Cook's Eight Days A Week?) But in the end talent prevails or bad choices get outshone by good ones. Every time I would think the producer's were pulling strings, they would show me they had faith in the process. Look there is no question that this season more than any other, the judges and producers have made their favorites clear by giving Danny, Adam and L'il the pimp spot at the end of the show. And incessantly pimping Anoop. But when we actually break down the top 12, as I will do shortly, there aren't that many who don't deserve to be there.

So based on wild card performances, I was rooting for Megan (she did her thing with energy and she does feel contemporary), Ricky (I thought he was slick, sang amazingly and was better than Matt) and Anoop (this is purely personal fun - I love his energy and he isn't the best singer, but I want to hear more of him). Was so happy Tatiana sang the same song so the judges could rip her apart but then Anoop repeated so I was scared to death.

I knew the judges would need to choose 2 girls to try to make the top 12 balance better and although I liked Jesse (I happen to like her name for personal reasons too), I didn't think the Top 12 needed her and Megan and Alexis. But Jasmine? I guess it is better than Tatiana going in. I think she will be first to leave. She is so trite and boring. And when Ricky got kicked off I knew Matt could be in.

Let me give you a sound re-cap of the last 4 minutes (thank god I was home watching live because if I had missed this since the DVR cut off I would have FREAKED out).

Simon announces that Matt has made it to the Top 12
RACHNA (blood-curdling scream): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO No way, no way, what, what, what is Simon going to say?

Simon announces that they have decided it is a Top 13 and Anoop is through too
RACHNA (with a fist pump motion towards the heavens): YES YES YES I knew it, I knew it, YES!

That about sums it up.

So here is your Top 12 my friends in the order I rate their singing and performance quality thus far. Remember, when it comes to the performances, I attempt to give them a clean slate.
Danny Gokey
Adam Lambert
L'il Rounds
Megan Corkery (she could move down if she's not careful vocally)
Allison Irahata (she could blow me away)
Alexis Grace
Anoop Desai
Kris Allen
Michael Sarver
Jorge Nunez (could become cheesy, would rather have seen Ju'not)
Scott (could become cheesy, would rather have seen Ju'not)
Matt Giraud (could move up if he keeps it cool, but would rather have seen Ricky Braddy)
Jasmine Murray (would rather have seen Jesse or Felicia)

Oh and did you see the commercial for the new show GLEE? Looks hysterical.

So there you have it. Let the games begin...

Remember, don't be ashamed of your obsessions...

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

A social experiment and Idol last group of 12

First let me just say that I have not watched the Bachelor all season. However I did watch the Bachelorette when Jason was vying for Deanna's love. So when I heard all the hype about this being the most dramatic ending ever etc etc, I decided to watch the finale for the heck of it. The show is known for saying things are dramatic and then not having any dramatic moments. This season, the finale drama was supposed to come when Deanna shows up to tell Jason she made a mistake and she should have picked him. But in fact, the drama came when he did propose to one contestant and then in the re-cap episode he admitted that he made a mistake, dumped the girl in a one on one taped interview and then asked the girl he had passed over to give him a shot. I never believed any of them actually loved each other or understand love in the short time they have (and these people are all losers), so I don't feel bad for them, but the drama has been GREAT. Waiting tonight to see he and girl number two on TV tonight to try to convince America their love now is the true one. If he proposes to her too, it will be TV genius.

So now to Idol -- last top 12 group!! Re-cap on last week -- Adam and Allison made it in and then Kris did too over Megan the tattoo girl. I think she will get a wild card spot though. I really like this process because we don't get bored with anyone -- we get a break from them before they start performing as the Top 12...

For tonight:
Von Smith -- "You're All I Need to Get By" He had been accused of screaming. Simon tried to compliment him by saying he was like Clay Aiken -- I agree and I wasn't that into it -- he sang well, but not my style. OK

Taylor Vaifanua -- "If I Ain't Got You" I don't remember much about her and I think too many people perform this Alicia Keys song and the beginning i too long and boring. And then even when she hits the more exciting part, it doesn't do much for me. BUH BYE And why do the least interesting people feel the need to hold up their fingers for their numbers?

Alex Wagner-Trugman -- "I Guess That's Why The Call It the Blues" Love his personality -- funny dork. The dancing was hysterical. I can tell he has a good voice, but he did too much to the song - the growl was overkill. Simon was right on about taking the Joe Cocker thing too far. BUH BYE And he waved his fingers.

Arianna Afsar -- "The Winner Takes It All" First Abba song ever -- that could be great or terrible... She did not hit all the notes and it was rough. I wanted her to be able to do it but it felt really drawn out. Simon was really harsh on such a young girl -- I mean, she gets it already. I actually appreciated Paula's positivity in the comments. OK but I hope there are better tonight. She is turning into a BUH BYE after Felicia.

Ju'not Joyner -- "Hey there Delilah" Very smooth, but he really drags it out. But he picks it up into this love anthem. I think I like it better than the original in some ways...cool, cool. But can he beat Danny and Adam? I'd like to see him try. VOTE

Kristin McNamara -- "Give Me One Reason" She runs a karaoke show. I can tell with the showmanship. I'm torn on her, always have been. But I think the band is actually what's making this weird. Plus the fact that I didn't know the song was "give me one reason to stay HERE" and not just "give me one reason to stay" That is distracting. Paula said she missed the range in her song choice but then that the song showed she has range -- hmmm. OK

Nathaniel Marshall -- "I Would do Anything for Love" I swear I had the Olivia Newton John comment in my head before Simon said it!! Totally agree that I can't tell what kind of song he would record. And the dance moves? Yikes. I like that Simon was sweet to his Grandmother. BUH BYE

Felicia Barton -- "No one" She was the substitute for Joanna Paciti who got kicked off before the Top 36 for knowing the producers at 19. She got called back - what a moment. Now she better capture that! She picks Alicia Keys, makes me nervous. She looks cool and sure of herself. Doesn't hit everything and doesn't make it original but her voice is strong. Uh oh, she waves her arm in the air. She's mature and I think she will get better. VOTE unless another woman blows me away. And now she becomes an OK, because there ain't nothing but L'il Rounds.

Scott McIntyre -- "Mandolin Rain" Okay, so we know he is blind. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY HE PICKED ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER. He would be better behind a piano so he has something to focus on. I am biased because I love the song. Nice job - not mind blowing, but nice job. VOTE Love that he asked Ryan to high five.

Kendall Beard -- "This One's for the Girls" Adorable - can't believe she is 24 but her singing voice is stronger than her speaking voice. I love this Martina McBride song but she sounds a bit flat. And she dragged it. Wanted to love it, but didn't. OK

Jorge Nunez -- "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me" He is working on that accent man. Nice tone to his voice -- best singer so far tonight. Would be great if he broke out in a Marc Anthony song one week. Weird look, but I could listen to him with my eyes closed -- great control. I liked it better than Von. VOTE He is the kind of contestant the show should have -- not a smart aleck. And I agree with Simon - stop knocking the Spanish - this is America for god's sake.

L'il Rounds -- "Me Without You" They have been pimping her from the start. Did you notice the Coke Bottle on her table at home? Very hard to even attempt Mary J, but I knew she could hit it -- and not just because they put her in the prime last spot. But she feels fresh, not stale wanna be Whitney like we've had in the past. She could make an album right now. LOVE her waving her arm in the air and I am not a fan of that at all. VOTE VOTE VOTE

This is a tough one tonight -- not a lot of great options. I am going to vote for L'il Rounds and Ju'not -- the two people with apostrophe's in their names. And then Jorge because I assume Scott will take the third seat, for doing a good job but also for sympathy, and I would like to see Jorge get through. (See Amy, they can add some color!!) Von, Scott and Felicia can compete for wild card on Thursday.

Let me go back to the Bachelor one more time. Here is my take -- fine for the guy to not have been able to make a decision between two hot girls -- but is there a need to ask one of them to marry you if you weren't sure? And by just staying with Melissa for 6 weeks only, he certainly never actually tried to make it work. Ok now let's talk about the losers in the audience tonight who said they were crying watching true love on the show and the disappointment in Jason -- these people are crazy. The ones on the show and the ones who watch it (I know I watched this ending but I don't cry when they propose or believe anything is true -- I just like the social experiment aspect.) And Jason and Molly are upset that people are talking about them - THEN WHY DID YOU GO ON A TV REALITY SHOW? Okay enough time on this.

hey remember...don't be ashamed of your obsessions (I swear I am not obsessed with the Bachelor).