My Top 10 Red Carpet Looks
1-Gwyneth Paltrow in Calvin Klein - that dripping liquid dress, modern, perfect fit. And sexy, modern metallic makeup look.
2-Mila Kunis in Elie Saab - beautiful lavender lightweight dress perfect for a younger ingenue, gorgeous hair.
3-Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein - wow bombshell in Red.
4-Cate Blanchett in Givenchy - always a risk taker (both she and Givenchy) and she had the most beautiful hair and make-up
5-Sharon Stone - I can't believe I am saying it but she looks stunning
6-Natalie Portman in Rodarte - gorgeous purple color and sweet dress
7-Michelle Williams in Chanel - you have to be beautiful to wear that type of hair style, and she is and the simple column suited her personality
8-Nicole Kidman in Dior - I wonder if she wavered on this choice with the recent Galliano / Dior situation. But honestly I just think she is looking her best right now - natural, more relaxed and I love her hair now too (plus she has the best accessory on her arm). I liked her playing with shape - very regal.
9-Sandra Bullock in Vera Wang - classic, red Vera Wang simple beautiful
10-Reese Witherspoon in Armani Prive - simple classic dress, a little too reminiscent of Julia Roberts, and maybe too costumey in the hair? But she just seemed so energetic so I still kept her on the list.
The worst
Marisa Tomei - from top to bottom, it was wrong
Florence of Florence and the Machine - boring, dowdy
Scarlett Johansson tousled sexy hair yes, dress no - was it two toned lace?
Melissa Leo - I can't talk about it
Halle Berry in Marchesa I'm just not a fan of hers ever
Rhea Durham had the weirdest blonde hair color, such a beautiful woman with bad choices
I watched both red carpets and Ryan Seacrest was perfect and Kelly Osbourne was fun too since she does love fashion. ABC should be ashamed of their carpet - it was boring and there was nothing right about Robin Roberts, Tim Gunn, Krista Smith (what, why?) and Maria Menounos. Krista put me to sleep - was someone telling her to whisper? Terrible.
Okay, time for the show! I have a feeling there are going to be some surprises tonight and they make me nervous.
Opener (scroll all the way down for final thoughts on the hosts)
James and Anne go into Inception to enter Alec Baldwin's dreams and get advice to host. They end up entering each of the nominated pictures. The bit with The Fighter was the best but The King's Speech was funny and Black Swan was funnier. But they lost me on the Back to the Future reference. Anne looks beautiful in her dress - like her joyous tone and they are very relaxed, good chemistry.
They start with Art Direction and Tom Hanks - Has to be Inception, but it is Alice in Wonderland. Then Cinematography goes to Inception. Someone should have told the winner he left his glasses on his forehead. Okay seriously Christopher Nolan REALLY looks like Leo DiCaprio. It is scary.
Kirk Douglas comes out - what a great sense of humor. But it was a bit uncomfortable not to be able to understand him. Supporting Actress - it should be Melissa Leo, but I'm feeling an upset might be coming. Helena Bonham Carter is of course a fashion nightmare, but she does look gorgeous tonight (her face). Hailee Steinfeld looks like a little princess tonight. Kirk is funny. Melissa Leo wins, but loses for not being able to give a classy speech and stealing Kirk's cane.
JT and Mila Kunis come out. He was pretty funny with "I am Banksy" but almost lost the humor because they had to salute the amazing set design on stage. Then he saved it by referencing Kirk Douglas. They give out Animated short and then Animated feature to Toy Story.
I'm not feeling these references to past films - I get celebrating movies etc, but the writing segue ways into the pieces feels awkward. Javier Bardem and Josh Brolin come out in white dinenr jacket costumes representing the time when the Oscars began. Unnecessary. Adapted Screenplay should go to Social Network, and Aaron Sorkin takes it. Brilliant writing. That's a nice classy speech - hate the stupid music drowning him out. Original Screenplay should go to Inception's Christopher Nolan but King's Speech takes it. What I have been fearing may be happening (A King's Speech sweep).
Let me note that my "should wins" are based on my personal opinions. And since this is my blog and my opinions are the only one's written, I am using "should win" as opposed to "what I want to win". There you have it.
Anne Hathaway starts to sing a parody of On My Own from Les Miserables about Hugh Jackman cancelling on a duet with her. So funny but also she is a great singer. Boy this girl is talented. James Franco came out as Marilyn Monroe in a wig and a dress and cracked a Charlie Sheen joke.
Helen Mirren and Russell Brand come out to give Foreign Language film. Very funny bit but his outfit leaves something to be desired. In A Better World from Denmark wins.
Reese Witherspoon comes out to present Supporting Actor. Should go to Christian Bale. Seeing Jeremy Renner's performance gives me a moment to lament that The Town didn't get more nominations. Mark Rufalo's wife is beautiful, very cool. Christian Bale wins it - funny reference to having dropped the f bomb in the past and not needing to do it tonight. Sweet tearing up talking about his wife and daughter.
Anne comes out in a stunning gown but the crown of hair is a bit off. Did you catch her with Valentino on the pre-show? Strange doesn't cut it.
Hugh Jackman and Nicole Kidman come out and segue way into the orchestra demonstrating sound. The Orchestra then scores the award for original score. Social Network wins original score (still weird seeing cleaned up Trent Reznor who now looks like Tom Ford) and Inception wins for Sound mixing. Matthew McConaughey and Scarlett Johansson had a clever sound presentation. They sounded good together. Sound editing goes to Inception.
Let me be clear - Inception was the best film of the year in my book. The fact that Nolan wasn't nominated for director is ridiculous. I still think Social Network should win Best Picture because I think it is an important film capturing a historic moment in culture, but Nolan was gipped (sp).
Still don't like Marisa Tomei's dress. And I think Anne Hathaway needs to stop hooting and hollering for the presenters.
Cate Blanchett presents Best Makeup to The Wolfman. She is so gorgeous. Costume Design goes to Alice in Wonderland. She reads every word of her speech and doesn't look up. So nervous, don't make it worse with the music cutting her off.
You want to make the Oscars shorter? Cut the set changes.
Nice opening to Best Song with real people and Obama referencing favorite movie songs. Kevin Spacey comes out and starts singing. I'm excited for the live performances this year. Well except this first one. Randy Newman sings from Toy Story 3 which sounds exactly like every other Randy Newman film song. He usually always wins, but I'm crossing my fingers for something else this time. Maybe a little country (hee hee).
Mandy Moore and Zachary Levi sing the song from Tangled. Who knew he could sing? Need to mention that I thought she looked beautiful on the carpet. She didn't make my best of list because I tend to not nominate anything with illusion aka ice skaters outfit mesh. Same goes for Hailee Steinfeld although I loved her princess look.
Loved Jake Gyllenhaal's comments about short film categories ruining the Oscar ballot pool. I may have misjudged Amy Adam's dress - looks much better on stage than on carpet. The best speech so far goes to the winner in that category who said he should have gotten a haircut. Hysterical. Also partial to the NYU shout out from Franco.
Anne is now in a metallic number, much better hair. The movies turned into song segment was really funny, especially the Taylor Lautner "He doesn't wear shirt" number.
Oprah comes out in a great black dress. I'm obsessed with her right now since I have been watching all the shows of the last season and the behind the scenes show on OWN. She presents Best Documentary and we get our first political statement of the night from the winner. It was done with class though.
Billy Crystal comes out to present - he really was the best host ever of the Academy Awards. Wow he has had a lot of Botox - his forehead does not move. But he was funny as always. Then a nostalgic look back to Bob Hope who hosted several times. Wow this show has some amazing technology (note of sarcasm).
Robert Downey Jr and Jude Law come out to present visual effects and have a genuinely witty exchange about RDJ's past encounter with Wonder Woman in a hotel room (I felt witty was appropriate with Jude's accent). Inception wins Visual Effects. Social Network wins Editing. David Fincher seems very beloved.
Anne Hathaway changes to a sexy red number and James Franco makes a joke about the inappropriate titles of the nominated films. I'd like to hang out with him. He's cute, cool and funny. I love how I think if I compliment him on my blog I can make it happen.
Okay, time for Gwyneth. First Jennifer Hudson comes out. I do not love the affect of this dress on her decolletage. Florence Welch comes out to sing the song from 127 Hours written by Indian composer AR Rahman. At first I wasn't sure the song was in English, but then it was. Her voice is beautiful. Jennifer introduces Gwyneth as Country's newest superstar -- umm not really...But I do like this song. She looks nervous - she needs to do that exercise where you watch yourself in the mirror while you sing to make sure you're not making faces. I'm not being mean, but she looked like she was in pain. She was okay - for someone whose first job is not as a singer, but then you hear what Anne Hathaway did...SURPRISE! Randy Newman wins! Wow, this is only the second time he has won? Great speech, maybe I wouldn't have been so mean about him if he had won previously and I had heard his speeches.
Celine Dion comes out for In Memorium. Why did Lena Horne get special shout out from Halle Berry? To combat the bad press that this year's nominees were not of color? God I hope that's not why, that would be lame.
Anne changes to an electric blue number. Hillary Swank comes out to introduce Kathryn Bigelow who is incredibly talented but needs to get a lesson in walking gracefully in a dress (umm its getting late and I am getting crankers).
My prediction is happening. Tom Hooper just won Best Director over David Fincher. I'm about to get SOOOOOOOO angry. Besides the fact that Christopher Nolan was not nominated, this is ridiculous. Note to any aspiring film makers, actors, directors, writers, etc. -- if you want to win an Oscar, make sure your film is bought by Harvey Weinstein.
I did not hate King's Speech - I liked it a lot and agreed with all of its nominations, but not all these wins.
Annette Bening comes out, cut to shot of Warren Beatty.
Jeff Bridges comes out to present Best Actress - love his personal introductions to each nominee. Great scene choice for Annette Bening, but reminded me how great Julianne Moore was. Loved Nicole in Rabbithole. Need Jennifer Lawrence to do some more great parts to earn my respect. Seriously these intros by Jeff are making me cry. Natalie should win and she does. PLEASE give a good speech, PLEASE. She is making me cry. I totally remember watching The Professional in Paris when it came out. She was mesmerizing even then. I don't know how she remembered this all. Nicely done.
Anne flubs her introduction of Sandra Bullock. God I remember how much her speech last year made me cry. And to think how everything with Jesse James went wrong after that. Resilience. She adds her personal comedic touch to her intros. Really nice. Jesse Eisenberg was so perfect for that role. This belongs to Colin Firth and he wins. He is so funny! Wow Tom Ford must be so happy.
Last dress change for Anne - she has got a bod. Steven Spielberg introduces the 10 nominees for Best Picture. I'm chanting SOCIAL NETWORK, SOCIAL NETWORK, SOCIAL NETWORK. Oh, ummm why is The King's Speech speech playing in whole over the scenes from all 10 nominees? BLASPHEMY. They did not show scenes from the nominees throughout the night and now when they do they ONLY use King's Speech? WTF? I am livid, livid. Anything good about tonight's show is now ruined. That was RIDICULOUS.
I knew it. King's Speech won. This is RETARDED. Well done Harvey. I seriously cannot write anymore, I am so mad about the way they presented the best picture nominations.
Quick wrap up on hosts. I understand wanting to inject youth to gain viewers, but the reason young viewers don't watch is because the evening is too long and drawn out. Not because the hosts are old. Anne Hathaway is talented, but she went overboard on the hollering for people. And she is too giggly. And she obviously loves fashion but I think she dresses too old for her age. James Franco was chill and funny but was it classy enough? I enjoyed them, but they don't win for best hosts, they did good enough.
Okay, time to turn it in -- would love to hear from those who have as much to say about this show as I do. Side note, Charlie Sheen is a ticking time bomb. Need to DVR his interview on 20/20.
Don't be ashamed of your obsessions unless you are obsessed with Harvey Weinstein - then you should be ashamed.
Quick wrap up on hosts