Here it goes!
Last JLo / STy Fashion Showdown: Look JLo: Nude beaded romper and super long hair. Look STy: White leather jacket metallic tank top, lots of necklaces. Again distracted by Randy's crazy white suit but I have to give the overall win to JLo because she gave me clothes, hair and body envy all season. She is in it to win it dawg!
Scotty and Lauren walk down the stairs and I have to say they make quite a cute pair -- could they be the next Tim McGraw and Faith Hill?
Repeat of Born This Way by the group. Wow, I didn't even remember one of the girls.
Idol contestants perform with their Idols. James with Judas Priest. Well he just got locked in his genre. But wow that voice is phenomenal. Just phenomenal.
Jacob gets to perform with a gospel singer Kurt Franklin and then GLADYS KNIGHT - how exciting for him! He is sweet and so in his element! Again very much keeping each finalist in his or her genre.
Casey sings with Jack Black. Fun rendition of Fat Bottomed Girls. Good energy and obviously Casey is more talented than Jack Black, but cute energy. I think that just made Casey's year and set him up as more than a singer.
Ryan promos Gladys's Vegas show and Jack Black's Kung Fu Panda 2. Love a promo on Idol.
Girls from Top 13 except Lauren come out to do a medley of Beyonce songs and Naima scares the bejeezus out of me. I love Haley so much. She and Pia kicked ass. And the girl whose name I can't remember too. Then Beyonce came out. Again, how amazing for these contestants. Beyonce is so major, summer of Beyonce is coming right at us.
Haley and Tony Bennett. So major. This girl is a pro, looked beautiful and is so talented. She is a star.
JLo video piece was so sweet and she was really touched by the audience reaction. How thankful she must be for this absolute world dominating comeback.
L'il John joined by 2 members of TLC (yup, one is dead) and then my worst nightmare. Karen, Thia, girl whose name I don't remember and Naima joined them. Uggh. That was so scary.
Scotty gets to sing with Tim McGraw (uh hello, didn't I just compare he and Lauren to Tim and Faith? WEIRD?). Tim McGraw looking absolutely fantastic right now. Amazing body, tan, insane. They duet on Live Like You Are Dying. Tim delivers a 10, Scotty a 7. He just can't sing as well. And the emotional delivery Tim gave was so much stronger.
Then Marc Anthony comes out to assert his star power and give us his Mambo Kings. And his Queen Bee JLo joined him with a sexy, gorgeous, insanely hot dance number. She is so crazy beautiful. She just earned her keep.
Top guys do a weird medley of Prince, Tom Jones, weird country song, and something Jacob sang. So cheesy and weird. I think these are all Tom Jones songs / covers. The girls got Beyonce and the guys get Tom Jones? The guys as a group are great though, they pulled off the cheese.
Scotty and Lauren get to honor their favorite teacher with a trip to the finale and a car. Scotty's teacher is hot and I am pretty sure that he asked her to make out with him in the back seat of the car.
Then cut to a performance by Gaga. I would bet money this was not live. Not a single live shot of audience reaction. I love this song and the commercial with it in it. So inspiring. Umm but then I realized it was live when I saw the audience reaction to the suicide pact ending moment. Yikes.
Lauren gets to sing with Carrie Underwood. Before He Cheats. She really holds her own and Carrie with her gorgeous legs is so gracious. So supportive and amazing. Yes.
So many cute videos with the Top 13. They have the best personalities this season. Casey especially. Pia still feels awkward.
Beyonce comes out to sing Make Love to Me. May not be the best song choice for Idol stage. But my god, how beautiful is she? We think it is a Lanvin dress. Her voice is flawless.
Special treat. Well you can't say no to Bono so Bono gets to promote the much hated Spiderman show. The Spiderman guy looks cute and singing with Bono makes him cooler. But I'm not going to pay money to see the show. Sorry Bono, I'll wear a RED t-shirt, but no Spiderman for me. The acrobat came out and landed near JLo for the upside down kiss and she chickened out.
New Zooey Deschanel show looks cute.
STEVEN TYLER hits the stage for Dream On. Outstanding. He is such a rock god. He hits the scream perfectly. So outstanding.
And now the moment of truth. Scotty looks handsome and Lauren looks so beautiful. Love their playfulness. She is so nervous.
Scotty wins it. Not my chosen outcome, but he is a sweet kid. He is an old old old soul. Going around and hugging every single person there. He is terrible singing the terrible song. In the words of Mark: He sounds like a dying cow.
My best wish for the season is that one year from now, we don't say "remember so and so?" "Where are they now?" I hope the top talents work with Jimmy Iovine and make the magic happen. Pia, Casey, James, Lauren and of course Haley -- looking forward to downloading those songs and buying those albums and seeing you all on that stage next year again.
Thanks to the judges. They did keep the show alive and thriving even with the loss of Cowell. And even though they need to learn how to judge better, JLo and Steven are keepers in my book. Randy? Well he is in the dawghouse this season. Ryan is one of the best hosts on television (besides Jeff Probst of Survivor).
Let's remember what this show is about. From thousands of unknowns, over the course of 5 months in the lives of American television viewers, young hopefuls get the chance to sing for their dream, to make a name for themselves, to experience fame, to meet their own Idols, to learn from the best, to share the stage with the best, all in the hopes of becoming the next American Idol. I still think that is pretty darn cool. So thank you Idol for 10 great years. See you next January.
And to my blog fans, we ain't done yet. Tomorrow a tribute to Oprah. Plus coming soon, Glee tribute blog as well as the legendary Friday Night Lights.
Don't be ashamed of your obsessions...even if you voted for Scotty. But don't tell me if you did.
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Top 2 - brought to you thanks to Alana.
This is American Idol. And this is my life. My DVR has been freaking out and getting stuck every time I record something on channel 5 which just so happens to be the channel Idol is on. I have spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to watch the show illegally online and today just to be safe I had a back up plan. Idol moved nights this week and I didn't realize this until this weekend. I had planned to see a screening of The Hangover with friends and because even I don't want to seem as obsessed as I am, I decided to go even though Idol was on and watch when I came home. To be safe, I ran home, stuck a tape in the VCR (yes I still have one) and hit record on a 6 hour tape. So DVR or VCR wise, covered. Went to see The Hangover (funny), had a quick bite and came home.
Turned on TV, checked DVR, and yep, show didn't record -- it was listed, but it recorded from 8pm to 8pm. No worries, go to the VCR. Apparently, this faulty DVR triggered the whole channel to stop so all I had was Ryan's face at 8pm paused and stuck. What to do at 11:30pm? My unfortunate friend Alana had offered that if something went wrong I could go watch at her place and my Idol obsessed self took her up on it.
At 11pm, in sweats and a t-shirt, hair in a ponytail, I walked out of my apartment with my iPad to jump in a cab to Alana's. She graciously welcomed me to her couch, her computer (too hard to blog on the iPad) and most importantly, her DVR. So this blog is now officially dedicated to Alana.
Opening sequence that brings tears again about a dream coming true. JLo / STy Fashion Showdown. Look JLo: Emerald green sequin minidress with lots of leg. Look STy: Weird mixed material shirt. But wait, I am totally distracted by Randy -- what was he wearing?
Three rounds, Gaspy is in the audience! This is an ultimate country showdown which should make me happy but actually makes me nervous. Round one, contestants choice, Round two, new addition, their own idol chooses a song for them. Lauren (surprise) picked Carrie Underwood and Scotty picked George Strait. Major choice - George Strait is a country legend. Round three, each sings a new single.
Scotty starts it off with Gone. Fun, but he did not show off his voice at all. Ummm, why did the judges not judge him when he was done? Lauren sings Carrie Underwood's Flat on the Floor. Show opened noting that Lauren did something to her voice at rehearsal, strain that was treated by a doctor. I could hear the strain, she needs to learn how to find her mix in her throat so it doesn't hurt (thank you to my voice teacher). I thought both performed well, may Scotty did a little bit better.
Hero round. Scotty picked George Strait who picks "Check Yes or No," Really old school George Strait song. Come on, he is playing this for Grandma's vote. He seems kind of nervous for the first time. Boring. Corny. I check no. Why didn't he shave his head for JLo? Again, no judges judgement. WHAT?
Carrie picks Maybe it Was Memphis by Pam Tillis. Sweet old school song, but what was Lauren wearing? Come on, no pageant dress. These rounds are so rushed and weird.
Judges on 2 rounds.
Randy -- what is he wearing? He says they are both even. Randy on Scotty -- Gone was brilliant, George Strait song was was really good. Randy on Lauren -- loved Flat on the Floor, loved Pam Tillis. Round 1, slight edge to Scotty. Round 2, slight edge to Lauren.
Steven -- Round 1 and 2 to Lauren because she is prettier than Scotty. Le me repeat that -- the JUDGE, Steven Tyler said Round 1 and 2 to Lauren because she is PRETTIER than Scotty.
Here is my input to the judges -- you stink right now. Right now I miss Simon Cowell.
Weird, Ryan walk down aisle in audience and gives his whole speech while standing right next to Simon Fuller, creator and exec producer but does not acknowledge him. Weird.
Already last round. Love You This Big is the original song for Scotty. Umm was this written by a 1st grader? "Love You This Big" is a song? Come on Idol, don't patronize country.
Robot pit with waving arms in front of Scotty is terrible. This is the worst song ever. He can't deliver emotion big enough for this moment. He did not sing this big.
Randy -- again, what is he wearing? Randy said he liked the range (what range?). He is (wait for it) in it to win it -- what again?
Note that the judges panel needs to be styled together. Worst looking line-up ever. Right now I miss Cowell and his black suit and white button down opened down to there.
JLo -- Says Scotty is a storyteller and did a really amazing job with this song. Umm, are you speaking on behalf of your 3 year old twins who maybe wrote this song?
Steven -- Says Scotty showed his range, he nailed it.
What are these judges on?
Saw Cowell in that suit in the commercials. Oh boy.
Lauren -- Sings Like My Mother Does. Another stupid song. Who the heck wrote these stupid songs? Why did she walk into the audience to her Mom? Focus on singing, create a moment. Cheese. Then her Mom started crying. This should happen tomorrow, not while she is competing. Go ahead and milk it Lauren, though, get those fingers dialing.
Randy -- Loved the song, loved her voice, Lauren has arrived and he stands up.
JLo -- JLo says it is a tight race and she may have won. Lauren starts crying. She says she sang beautifully, with emotion and heart and beautiful voice.
Steven -- Steven reinforced that he picked her out from the audition and that she is the Idol. Gosh she was so confident in that audition, what happened to that confidence? I know she can get it back outside of this competition, but I do wish she had shimmered with that.
I have been fortunate enough to be in the audience 3 times during the final competition. Bo versus Carrie, Taylor versus Katherine, David versus David. There is nothing like the moment of hearing the voice, feeling the chills, having a moment. I have felt some moments this season and TONS of talent. The most talent ever.
But unfortunately, I will have to go on the record to say this was one of the most disappointing finale competition episodes ever. For a season as full of vocal magic, the rushed performances, the dismissal of the judges comments, the presence of a non singer Scotty, did not bring the magic for me.
After Round 3, Randy gives edge to Lauren, JLo tried to backtrack from already saying Lauren won it, saying it was a tight race. Steven says "Sorry Scotty, Lauren won hands down." Scotty and Lauren do seem like cute friends.
Turned on TV, checked DVR, and yep, show didn't record -- it was listed, but it recorded from 8pm to 8pm. No worries, go to the VCR. Apparently, this faulty DVR triggered the whole channel to stop so all I had was Ryan's face at 8pm paused and stuck. What to do at 11:30pm? My unfortunate friend Alana had offered that if something went wrong I could go watch at her place and my Idol obsessed self took her up on it.
At 11pm, in sweats and a t-shirt, hair in a ponytail, I walked out of my apartment with my iPad to jump in a cab to Alana's. She graciously welcomed me to her couch, her computer (too hard to blog on the iPad) and most importantly, her DVR. So this blog is now officially dedicated to Alana.
Opening sequence that brings tears again about a dream coming true. JLo / STy Fashion Showdown. Look JLo: Emerald green sequin minidress with lots of leg. Look STy: Weird mixed material shirt. But wait, I am totally distracted by Randy -- what was he wearing?
Three rounds, Gaspy is in the audience! This is an ultimate country showdown which should make me happy but actually makes me nervous. Round one, contestants choice, Round two, new addition, their own idol chooses a song for them. Lauren (surprise) picked Carrie Underwood and Scotty picked George Strait. Major choice - George Strait is a country legend. Round three, each sings a new single.
Scotty starts it off with Gone. Fun, but he did not show off his voice at all. Ummm, why did the judges not judge him when he was done? Lauren sings Carrie Underwood's Flat on the Floor. Show opened noting that Lauren did something to her voice at rehearsal, strain that was treated by a doctor. I could hear the strain, she needs to learn how to find her mix in her throat so it doesn't hurt (thank you to my voice teacher). I thought both performed well, may Scotty did a little bit better.
Hero round. Scotty picked George Strait who picks "Check Yes or No," Really old school George Strait song. Come on, he is playing this for Grandma's vote. He seems kind of nervous for the first time. Boring. Corny. I check no. Why didn't he shave his head for JLo? Again, no judges judgement. WHAT?
Carrie picks Maybe it Was Memphis by Pam Tillis. Sweet old school song, but what was Lauren wearing? Come on, no pageant dress. These rounds are so rushed and weird.
Judges on 2 rounds.
Randy -- what is he wearing? He says they are both even. Randy on Scotty -- Gone was brilliant, George Strait song was was really good. Randy on Lauren -- loved Flat on the Floor, loved Pam Tillis. Round 1, slight edge to Scotty. Round 2, slight edge to Lauren.
I think Randy said In it to win It 75 million times -- is he selling a brand with that name?
JLo -- She loves Gone, Lauren attacked Flat on the Floor. Not as dynamic for Scotty on George Strait but clear and strong for Lauren Alaina. Round 1 Scotty, Round 2 Lauren.Steven -- Round 1 and 2 to Lauren because she is prettier than Scotty. Le me repeat that -- the JUDGE, Steven Tyler said Round 1 and 2 to Lauren because she is PRETTIER than Scotty.
Here is my input to the judges -- you stink right now. Right now I miss Simon Cowell.
Weird, Ryan walk down aisle in audience and gives his whole speech while standing right next to Simon Fuller, creator and exec producer but does not acknowledge him. Weird.
Already last round. Love You This Big is the original song for Scotty. Umm was this written by a 1st grader? "Love You This Big" is a song? Come on Idol, don't patronize country.
Robot pit with waving arms in front of Scotty is terrible. This is the worst song ever. He can't deliver emotion big enough for this moment. He did not sing this big.
Randy -- again, what is he wearing? Randy said he liked the range (what range?). He is (wait for it) in it to win it -- what again?
Note that the judges panel needs to be styled together. Worst looking line-up ever. Right now I miss Cowell and his black suit and white button down opened down to there.
JLo -- Says Scotty is a storyteller and did a really amazing job with this song. Umm, are you speaking on behalf of your 3 year old twins who maybe wrote this song?
Steven -- Says Scotty showed his range, he nailed it.
What are these judges on?
Saw Cowell in that suit in the commercials. Oh boy.
Lauren -- Sings Like My Mother Does. Another stupid song. Who the heck wrote these stupid songs? Why did she walk into the audience to her Mom? Focus on singing, create a moment. Cheese. Then her Mom started crying. This should happen tomorrow, not while she is competing. Go ahead and milk it Lauren, though, get those fingers dialing.
Randy -- Loved the song, loved her voice, Lauren has arrived and he stands up.
JLo -- JLo says it is a tight race and she may have won. Lauren starts crying. She says she sang beautifully, with emotion and heart and beautiful voice.
Steven -- Steven reinforced that he picked her out from the audition and that she is the Idol. Gosh she was so confident in that audition, what happened to that confidence? I know she can get it back outside of this competition, but I do wish she had shimmered with that.
I have been fortunate enough to be in the audience 3 times during the final competition. Bo versus Carrie, Taylor versus Katherine, David versus David. There is nothing like the moment of hearing the voice, feeling the chills, having a moment. I have felt some moments this season and TONS of talent. The most talent ever.
But unfortunately, I will have to go on the record to say this was one of the most disappointing finale competition episodes ever. For a season as full of vocal magic, the rushed performances, the dismissal of the judges comments, the presence of a non singer Scotty, did not bring the magic for me.
After Round 3, Randy gives edge to Lauren, JLo tried to backtrack from already saying Lauren won it, saying it was a tight race. Steven says "Sorry Scotty, Lauren won hands down." Scotty and Lauren do seem like cute friends.
And then the best moment of the episode. David Cook.
Don't be ashamed of your obsessions...if you don't share them, you will have nowhere to turn when the DVR and VCR fail.Sunday, May 22, 2011
Delayed re-cap - it is a long one.
Even major Idol followers like me have to work to make a living, so unfortunately a work trip took me away from my TV this week. But this gives me the opportunity to give my thoughts on Idol's Top 3 show and results.
Priscilla Presley was in the audience as well as a guy in a dog costume.
3 rounds of competition, Judge's choice, contestant's choice and Jimmy Iovine's choice. Beyonce joins to mentor their personal choices. Beyonce should have taken off her bangles.
Round one, Scotty does Amazed. Good rendition, his voice sounded strong, but the corniness takes away from it for me. The poses, the looks, charming for some, too much for me. Lauren does Wild One by Faith Hill. Not a well known song, but she does have fun with it. Still gets afraid at the end and you can see it in her eyes. Haley sings Zeppelin and her father plays the guitar. I don't even know this song, but her skill is fantastic. It is so natural. She falls up the steps but it doesn't even phase her. Randy and Steven stand. Steven says, "It's not about how many times you fall, it's about how you pick yourself up." Round 1 goes to Haley from me and the judges. And her Dad is super cool. Scotty B+, Lauren B, Haley A
Round two, from Jimmy. He gives Scotty Thompson Square's Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not? Great new song that is a duet in real life. Scotty mellows out with this one, not as stylized. Still not the winner for me in terms of vocals, but he is fun. Judges go bonkers for it (surprise, surprise) and JLo asks Scotty to shave his already shot hair shorter. Whatever.
Looking back on Lauren's audition, what audacity she had. Oh if she can show that again even tonight. Jimmy picks If I Die Young by The Band Perry. One of my current favorites. She does a really nice job showing of her voice. Confidence is improved and her tone is strong. I still think she needs some training to hit those high notes, but that can be done.
Jimmy picks Rhiannon by Stevie Nicks for Haley. A little dark and moody, maybe not exciting enough of an option. The wind machine was something, that's for sure. Steven says Lauren took Round 2, JLo and Randy says it went to Scotty. I give it to Lauren. Jimmy gives them all props. Wow, that was Neil Sedaka sitting next to Jimmy the whole time? Scotty A-, Lauren A, Haley B+
Round three: Judges pick She Believes in Me by Kenny Rogers. Cheesy overload. I can't believe how young he is though. Maybe he will lose the cheese as he comes into his own? I thought it was strained and flat. Judges loved that he stretched himself. (no note on the strain?) Cute moment with his Dad.
Judges pick I Hope You Dance by LeeAnn Womack for Lauren. Oh, never heard that on this show before. Judges really love cheese. Beautiful tone to her voice. And then she switches it up at the end. I've always loved Lauren's vocal instincts. The way she hits notes and inflects with them is really beautiful. JLo gives her the round already (not mean to Haley at all), Randy talks about LeeAnn being a good friend, Steven also notes LeeAnn is a good friend of his. He is so happy. She does look gorgeous.
Judges give Haley Alanis Morisette's You Oughta Know. I think they made an egregious error here. This is a family show, you do not give her the angriest female rant ever. She had to change the lyrics to make it appropriate, and the song is a power screaming song. Of course she can sing it amazingly well, but it just makes her look mean. Well, maybe that is what they wanted to do. They gave her props for singing, but I think their choice is what led to the results.
I give round three to Lauren. Steven gives it to Haley, JLo and Randy give it to Lauren.
Re-cap on my scores.
Scotty B+, Lauren B, Haley A
Scotty A-, Lauren A, Haley B+
Scotty B, Lauren A, Haley A-
Lauren won the night, Haley in second and Scotty as always last. I wish Haley's first song could have been last, it would have helped her a lot.
Results episode. I already know what happened, but here are some thoughts. Jimmy immediately calls that Scotty makes it in. Cute going home piece with Haley, bad cheesy performance by Il Divo -- now that Simon Cowell is gone, why do we need to listen to this group he put together?
Cue to Scotty's outrageous hometown visit. Was sweet to see him break down. And then my worst nightmare happened. I have been comparing Scotty to a cheap knock off of Josh Turner and was sure Josh would not be into this weak comparison. And then, lo and behold, Josh pops up right beside Scotty and sings alongside him. Smart move for Josh who will get added numbers from Scotty, but disappointing for me. And then the God Bless America, God Bless Scotty sign. Wow.
That Nicole Sherzinger performance was not appropriate for anyone. Sweet home visit with Lauren seeing the devastation of the tornadoes. Results and Scotty is first through. I thought Steven didn't look to thrilled. Then Lauren is called in. Oh my Haley, you have had to fight your way through every week and you know what? You did it. You sang like a champ. Did Scotty or Lauren get the incredulous reactions from the judges that Haley did? Yes they were praised, but man Haley blew even Randy away this season. No doubt in my mind.
Now please XIX give her a great deal and producer, so she can keep going. Well now, moving to next week, let's all give it up for LAUREN!!!!!!!!!!!! Steven Tyler and my original pick to win. Let's make it happen people!
Let me also note a farewell to Oprah Winfrey. So I've watched almost all episodes this finale season as well as the behind the scenes. Gotta tell you, I am either going through some sort of hormone dysfunction or that show can make a girl cry. I'm not a fan of her indulgent side (promoting the types of people she likes or those who are on her new network) but the
emotional pull of her guests, topics and words can really get to a person. Excited to have shared in the final season of this cultural institution and I admit that I am watching Shania and Fergie's shows for sure on OWN. Wonder what the last episode will be?
Alright, you've heard enough from me! On to next week. It's gonna be a doozy.
Don't be ashamed of your obsessions...or in my case for YELLING at the cable company because AGAIN my DVR did not record Idol this week. I just spent 4 hours downloading illegally to watch, FYI.
Priscilla Presley was in the audience as well as a guy in a dog costume.
3 rounds of competition, Judge's choice, contestant's choice and Jimmy Iovine's choice. Beyonce joins to mentor their personal choices. Beyonce should have taken off her bangles.
Round one, Scotty does Amazed. Good rendition, his voice sounded strong, but the corniness takes away from it for me. The poses, the looks, charming for some, too much for me. Lauren does Wild One by Faith Hill. Not a well known song, but she does have fun with it. Still gets afraid at the end and you can see it in her eyes. Haley sings Zeppelin and her father plays the guitar. I don't even know this song, but her skill is fantastic. It is so natural. She falls up the steps but it doesn't even phase her. Randy and Steven stand. Steven says, "It's not about how many times you fall, it's about how you pick yourself up." Round 1 goes to Haley from me and the judges. And her Dad is super cool. Scotty B+, Lauren B, Haley A
Round two, from Jimmy. He gives Scotty Thompson Square's Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not? Great new song that is a duet in real life. Scotty mellows out with this one, not as stylized. Still not the winner for me in terms of vocals, but he is fun. Judges go bonkers for it (surprise, surprise) and JLo asks Scotty to shave his already shot hair shorter. Whatever.
Looking back on Lauren's audition, what audacity she had. Oh if she can show that again even tonight. Jimmy picks If I Die Young by The Band Perry. One of my current favorites. She does a really nice job showing of her voice. Confidence is improved and her tone is strong. I still think she needs some training to hit those high notes, but that can be done.
Jimmy picks Rhiannon by Stevie Nicks for Haley. A little dark and moody, maybe not exciting enough of an option. The wind machine was something, that's for sure. Steven says Lauren took Round 2, JLo and Randy says it went to Scotty. I give it to Lauren. Jimmy gives them all props. Wow, that was Neil Sedaka sitting next to Jimmy the whole time? Scotty A-, Lauren A, Haley B+
Round three: Judges pick She Believes in Me by Kenny Rogers. Cheesy overload. I can't believe how young he is though. Maybe he will lose the cheese as he comes into his own? I thought it was strained and flat. Judges loved that he stretched himself. (no note on the strain?) Cute moment with his Dad.
Judges pick I Hope You Dance by LeeAnn Womack for Lauren. Oh, never heard that on this show before. Judges really love cheese. Beautiful tone to her voice. And then she switches it up at the end. I've always loved Lauren's vocal instincts. The way she hits notes and inflects with them is really beautiful. JLo gives her the round already (not mean to Haley at all), Randy talks about LeeAnn being a good friend, Steven also notes LeeAnn is a good friend of his. He is so happy. She does look gorgeous.
Judges give Haley Alanis Morisette's You Oughta Know. I think they made an egregious error here. This is a family show, you do not give her the angriest female rant ever. She had to change the lyrics to make it appropriate, and the song is a power screaming song. Of course she can sing it amazingly well, but it just makes her look mean. Well, maybe that is what they wanted to do. They gave her props for singing, but I think their choice is what led to the results.
I give round three to Lauren. Steven gives it to Haley, JLo and Randy give it to Lauren.
Re-cap on my scores.
Scotty B+, Lauren B, Haley A
Scotty A-, Lauren A, Haley B+
Scotty B, Lauren A, Haley A-
Lauren won the night, Haley in second and Scotty as always last. I wish Haley's first song could have been last, it would have helped her a lot.
Results episode. I already know what happened, but here are some thoughts. Jimmy immediately calls that Scotty makes it in. Cute going home piece with Haley, bad cheesy performance by Il Divo -- now that Simon Cowell is gone, why do we need to listen to this group he put together?
Cue to Scotty's outrageous hometown visit. Was sweet to see him break down. And then my worst nightmare happened. I have been comparing Scotty to a cheap knock off of Josh Turner and was sure Josh would not be into this weak comparison. And then, lo and behold, Josh pops up right beside Scotty and sings alongside him. Smart move for Josh who will get added numbers from Scotty, but disappointing for me. And then the God Bless America, God Bless Scotty sign. Wow.
That Nicole Sherzinger performance was not appropriate for anyone. Sweet home visit with Lauren seeing the devastation of the tornadoes. Results and Scotty is first through. I thought Steven didn't look to thrilled. Then Lauren is called in. Oh my Haley, you have had to fight your way through every week and you know what? You did it. You sang like a champ. Did Scotty or Lauren get the incredulous reactions from the judges that Haley did? Yes they were praised, but man Haley blew even Randy away this season. No doubt in my mind.
Now please XIX give her a great deal and producer, so she can keep going. Well now, moving to next week, let's all give it up for LAUREN!!!!!!!!!!!! Steven Tyler and my original pick to win. Let's make it happen people!
Let me also note a farewell to Oprah Winfrey. So I've watched almost all episodes this finale season as well as the behind the scenes. Gotta tell you, I am either going through some sort of hormone dysfunction or that show can make a girl cry. I'm not a fan of her indulgent side (promoting the types of people she likes or those who are on her new network) but the
emotional pull of her guests, topics and words can really get to a person. Excited to have shared in the final season of this cultural institution and I admit that I am watching Shania and Fergie's shows for sure on OWN. Wonder what the last episode will be?
Alright, you've heard enough from me! On to next week. It's gonna be a doozy.
Don't be ashamed of your obsessions...or in my case for YELLING at the cable company because AGAIN my DVR did not record Idol this week. I just spent 4 hours downloading illegally to watch, FYI.
And then there were three
Tonight I am nervous. Truly nervous.
LOVE JLo’s outfit. The green sequin top and baggy navy pants. And hair for miles. LOVE it so she wins, I’m not looking at Steven.
Review of last night. I have a pit in my stomach. My rating of last night’s performances – Haley won it, Lauren 2nd, then James and then Scotty.
James and Scotty do Keith Urban and Brad Paisley’s duet Start a Band. James singing country is not annoying at all. Scotty’s inflections are so over the top. James was singing the Keith part and Scotty was Brad. Just so you know. The kids on the stage are so cute! Idol loves my country lovin’ self. Lauren and Haley sing Miranda Lambert’s Gunpowder and Lead. Lauren does a great job but so does Haley! Everyone loves country. Reinforced Haley’s vocal prowess but Lauren totally kept up. Sweet video chat with home.
Results. The stools are for the top 3. Lauren is in. WOW, I totally got that wrong. But I’m super happy. I definitely wanted her to make it. I have to say that in 10 years of this, except for the few random surprises (Daughtry, Michael Johns) my instincts have been pretty right on about where things were headed in these final stages. My gut is Scotty is not the shoo in we have all thought. But we’ll see.
The contestants watch a Gaga performance from a concert. She performs her new single which Haley sang last week and got criticized for. Such an homage to Elton. The piano playing while standing on the bench was certainly interesting. FFwd Enrique who I can’t stand. Jordin Sparks appears to perform. She has had like 4 major hits on pop radio. Is I Am A Woman another hit? Catchy but I have now heard it enough and never need to hear it again. She is super tall and husky but is looking fit. And she definitely knows how to sing. That’s fo sho.
Steven Tyler debuts a video with circus animals, sexy young girls – oh that is Nicole Sherzinger singing with him. The song just got better. Ok we’ll see if I want to hear it again.
Results and Haley is through. WOW. These two guys are freaking out. Scotty has never been in the bottom 2. James is having a break down. PLEASE James cannot go home. Like I said yesterday, Scotty is going to be a success, despite my efforts. He does not need this. James deserves a chance to win.
Oh my god. This is crazy. I had a feeling that James was slipping a little. He was so good always that he almost didn’t shine as bright at the end. But this is not what was supposed to happen. James was definitely supposed to be in the Top 3. Now I’m even more mad at Scotty and the judges. The judges should have done a better job last of not telling the audience who should go home, whomever they felt it should be. They need to distinguish better.
James really gets the Daughtry speech. This is the week when Daughtry left. So rock on James – we can’t wait to hear. Til next week, don’t be ashamed of your obsessions or for shedding some major tears for James – I did.
LOVE JLo’s outfit. The green sequin top and baggy navy pants. And hair for miles. LOVE it so she wins, I’m not looking at Steven.
Review of last night. I have a pit in my stomach. My rating of last night’s performances – Haley won it, Lauren 2nd, then James and then Scotty.
James and Scotty do Keith Urban and Brad Paisley’s duet Start a Band. James singing country is not annoying at all. Scotty’s inflections are so over the top. James was singing the Keith part and Scotty was Brad. Just so you know. The kids on the stage are so cute! Idol loves my country lovin’ self. Lauren and Haley sing Miranda Lambert’s Gunpowder and Lead. Lauren does a great job but so does Haley! Everyone loves country. Reinforced Haley’s vocal prowess but Lauren totally kept up. Sweet video chat with home.
Results. The stools are for the top 3. Lauren is in. WOW, I totally got that wrong. But I’m super happy. I definitely wanted her to make it. I have to say that in 10 years of this, except for the few random surprises (Daughtry, Michael Johns) my instincts have been pretty right on about where things were headed in these final stages. My gut is Scotty is not the shoo in we have all thought. But we’ll see.
The contestants watch a Gaga performance from a concert. She performs her new single which Haley sang last week and got criticized for. Such an homage to Elton. The piano playing while standing on the bench was certainly interesting. FFwd Enrique who I can’t stand. Jordin Sparks appears to perform. She has had like 4 major hits on pop radio. Is I Am A Woman another hit? Catchy but I have now heard it enough and never need to hear it again. She is super tall and husky but is looking fit. And she definitely knows how to sing. That’s fo sho.
Steven Tyler debuts a video with circus animals, sexy young girls – oh that is Nicole Sherzinger singing with him. The song just got better. Ok we’ll see if I want to hear it again.
Results and Haley is through. WOW. These two guys are freaking out. Scotty has never been in the bottom 2. James is having a break down. PLEASE James cannot go home. Like I said yesterday, Scotty is going to be a success, despite my efforts. He does not need this. James deserves a chance to win.
Oh my god. This is crazy. I had a feeling that James was slipping a little. He was so good always that he almost didn’t shine as bright at the end. But this is not what was supposed to happen. James was definitely supposed to be in the Top 3. Now I’m even more mad at Scotty and the judges. The judges should have done a better job last of not telling the audience who should go home, whomever they felt it should be. They need to distinguish better.
James really gets the Daughtry speech. This is the week when Daughtry left. So rock on James – we can’t wait to hear. Til next week, don’t be ashamed of your obsessions or for shedding some major tears for James – I did.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Top 4 compete and the judges make me angry
I kind of can't believe we are down to 4. Listen to everyone, I understand what The Voice is. I am not not watching it because it isn't fantastic but because even I need to get a life and make choices. I don't watch Dancing with the Stars or every other reality show. I watch American Idol and especially this season with the talent and strong producer choices that have been the made, it has proven its value. Please stop comparing this to the voice to me. You think that show is better? Cool.
JLo / STy fashion showdown. Look JLo: One shouldered royal blue mini dress. Look STy: layer upon layer of neutral toned jeans, shirt, jkt. Winner is JLo because she doesn't always wear 3 piece outfits like Steven Tyler.
Top 4 is Haley, James, Lauren, Scotty. Lots of great talent. 2 rounds - songs that inspire the contestants and then Lieber and Stoller. LADY GAGA is the mentor. Amazing.
James opens with Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" -- Crowd pleaser? CHECK. I liked the ease of the performance. No big show, just a fun song. BUT he had some serious pitch issues which made it seem the ease was karaoke ease. Was this him competing? I'm a little torn. Judges, especially Randy, loved it. They could be just a little more critical in my book because yes it was good, but by no means was it great. B
Haley chooses Michael Jackson's What About Us (actually I don't know the title of this song) She makes it weirdly dramatic. I thought it was a terrible choice but then she hits the bridge and goes gospel showman and commands the stage and sings her little teeny butt off. Look it was cheesy, and definitely not her best performance, but she delivered power and sang. Casey was very happy in the audience. JLo felt that is was an actual inspirational performance but James set the bar with song choice and her song choice didn't compete with Journey. Agree from audience pleasing perspective. Randy says she screamed and didn't challenge her range and she didn't deliver. Haley finally talked back to him. YOU GO GIRL. Steven ended Randy's tirade and said JLo and Randy was are wrong. She showed she can, she nailed it, America heard it, don't believe them (the other judges). Haley is so over Randy and I agree. I'm not saying this was her best, but their overload of criticism of her is just too much when James did my favorite karaoke song. Do you understand that? James did karaoke. B+
COME ON. Scotty sings Alan Jackson's "Where were you when the world stopped turning?" Osama is killed and Scotty sings a song about 9/11? This propaganda is RIDICULOUS. He is not original at all. But "he knows Jesus" and so he will get through. (The previous comment was not at all anti-Jesus by the way, purely that I feel he picked this song only to tug on heartstrings.) If American Idol was based on smartest? Scotty would have won tonight. No more shows necessary. I can't wait to hear how the judges praise him. Randy says it is a great song, perfect song for the whole country and he is ready for superstardom. WHAT? Steven said it was beautiful. JLo said she is in love with him. I am going to barf. I agree with JLo that he knows who he is and what the people want. Manipulator. B-
I love country music and am ashamed that he is going to be a star. Maybe he will actually be an original artist and then I will change my tune, but so far? He is a fake.
Lauren sings Martina McBride's "Anyway" supporting her southern roots. She sings about god and faith and love just like Scotty did. But here is the critical difference. She has vocal talent that pierces my heart. It is still raw even and needs work, but the talent is not about being able to choose songs just to please the voter want. It is about inspirational vocal delivery. Steven said she delivers the song like a blue plate special and he loves her. JLo says Lauren is listening to her and doing a great vocal performance. Randy said he was worried last week, but this week she is back in it to win it. A
The four are brought to the stage. JLo wimps out of declaring no winner for round 1. I would have said Lauren. Randy then UNBELIEVABLY said Scotty, James and Lauren tied for first place. Haley was incredulous. Me too Haley. These people are out of their minds. How can you tie 3 out of 4 for first place? Make a damn choice. Randy said he is being honest? Then don't just diss Haley, pick a winner and favorite instead of hiding behind your criticism of her. You can declare her the loser but you can't declare anyone the winner?
Gaga comes out to mentor. "It's really nice to help young people be heard". She is not there to judge.
Haley sings "I Who Have Nothing." Here are all of the things Gaga says about how great Haley is: "It's amazing. She's so good at singing that the challenge for her is the drama. You're gonna kick so much ass, little pony," says Gaga. Great song choice and Haley wants this. She kills it. She stands still finally and sings her butt off. Modern power delivery. Come on. Judges standing ovation again. Randy should shut it forever. JLo says they do not take it easy on her because of what she is capable of. One of the best performances of the year. Randy said everyone needs a moment and this moment put her in it to win it. That was amazing. Steven said he always knew it she just "Reinhart'd it right through to next week." This girl gives it her all no matter what and that is star power. A+ again.
Cannot wait to see Lady Gaga with Scotty. He sing Young Blood by the Coasters. She says he has to keep his mouth on the microphone and to treat it like his girlfriend. Jimmy thinks he needs to show emotion. He is a great performer. But he does not win this vocal competition. And you know what? He doesn't need to. He has the ability to accomplish what he wants to without this title. Cut him loose people. And get ready to hear me complain next year in Nashville when he is performing. Why don't the judges comment that his voice is just not as good as his performance? Maybe that doesn't matter. "You made Gaga's yaya go lala." Oh Steven. B+
Lauren sings Trouble by Elvis. Gaga tells her she is not a kid and that she, Gaga, was way too weird at 16 to be on Idol. Gaga drives her to drop her morals. Lauren's confidence this week is 100 times better. Carrie did this song on Idol. Lauren does has range limitations compared to Carrie but her inflections and tone are so great. Good job. Agree with JLo that her beginning was really strong. Personally, I do think she lost that focus as the song went on. Randy blah blah blah blah. B+
James closes with Love Potion No 9. Gaga gets up and tried to get James to dance and loosen up. James rocks up the song. Tonight I was psyched by James's first song, but I didn't feel a moment from him. Lots of performance but didn't blow me away. Judge said he can sing everything and everything is a moment and everything is incredible. Come on. B
James B / B
Haley B+ / A+
Scotty B- / B+
Lauren A / B+
I've made it obvious that for me Scotty can go. Haley won round 2 so strongly, that she won the night. I believe James and Haley should move forward for vocal talent although James needs to tighten it up and have a moment or Haley will take this from him. Lauren should be the number 3, but I don't know if she can topple the Scotty juggernaut. So prediction is Lauren goes but wishes, hopes and dreams are for Scotty to pack his Madlibs and go.
Don't be ashamed of your obsessions...AND strive to make Gaga's yaya go lala.
JLo / STy fashion showdown. Look JLo: One shouldered royal blue mini dress. Look STy: layer upon layer of neutral toned jeans, shirt, jkt. Winner is JLo because she doesn't always wear 3 piece outfits like Steven Tyler.
Top 4 is Haley, James, Lauren, Scotty. Lots of great talent. 2 rounds - songs that inspire the contestants and then Lieber and Stoller. LADY GAGA is the mentor. Amazing.
James opens with Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" -- Crowd pleaser? CHECK. I liked the ease of the performance. No big show, just a fun song. BUT he had some serious pitch issues which made it seem the ease was karaoke ease. Was this him competing? I'm a little torn. Judges, especially Randy, loved it. They could be just a little more critical in my book because yes it was good, but by no means was it great. B
Haley chooses Michael Jackson's What About Us (actually I don't know the title of this song) She makes it weirdly dramatic. I thought it was a terrible choice but then she hits the bridge and goes gospel showman and commands the stage and sings her little teeny butt off. Look it was cheesy, and definitely not her best performance, but she delivered power and sang. Casey was very happy in the audience. JLo felt that is was an actual inspirational performance but James set the bar with song choice and her song choice didn't compete with Journey. Agree from audience pleasing perspective. Randy says she screamed and didn't challenge her range and she didn't deliver. Haley finally talked back to him. YOU GO GIRL. Steven ended Randy's tirade and said JLo and Randy was are wrong. She showed she can, she nailed it, America heard it, don't believe them (the other judges). Haley is so over Randy and I agree. I'm not saying this was her best, but their overload of criticism of her is just too much when James did my favorite karaoke song. Do you understand that? James did karaoke. B+
COME ON. Scotty sings Alan Jackson's "Where were you when the world stopped turning?" Osama is killed and Scotty sings a song about 9/11? This propaganda is RIDICULOUS. He is not original at all. But "he knows Jesus" and so he will get through. (The previous comment was not at all anti-Jesus by the way, purely that I feel he picked this song only to tug on heartstrings.) If American Idol was based on smartest? Scotty would have won tonight. No more shows necessary. I can't wait to hear how the judges praise him. Randy says it is a great song, perfect song for the whole country and he is ready for superstardom. WHAT? Steven said it was beautiful. JLo said she is in love with him. I am going to barf. I agree with JLo that he knows who he is and what the people want. Manipulator. B-
I love country music and am ashamed that he is going to be a star. Maybe he will actually be an original artist and then I will change my tune, but so far? He is a fake.
Lauren sings Martina McBride's "Anyway" supporting her southern roots. She sings about god and faith and love just like Scotty did. But here is the critical difference. She has vocal talent that pierces my heart. It is still raw even and needs work, but the talent is not about being able to choose songs just to please the voter want. It is about inspirational vocal delivery. Steven said she delivers the song like a blue plate special and he loves her. JLo says Lauren is listening to her and doing a great vocal performance. Randy said he was worried last week, but this week she is back in it to win it. A
The four are brought to the stage. JLo wimps out of declaring no winner for round 1. I would have said Lauren. Randy then UNBELIEVABLY said Scotty, James and Lauren tied for first place. Haley was incredulous. Me too Haley. These people are out of their minds. How can you tie 3 out of 4 for first place? Make a damn choice. Randy said he is being honest? Then don't just diss Haley, pick a winner and favorite instead of hiding behind your criticism of her. You can declare her the loser but you can't declare anyone the winner?
Gaga comes out to mentor. "It's really nice to help young people be heard". She is not there to judge.
Haley sings "I Who Have Nothing." Here are all of the things Gaga says about how great Haley is: "It's amazing. She's so good at singing that the challenge for her is the drama. You're gonna kick so much ass, little pony," says Gaga. Great song choice and Haley wants this. She kills it. She stands still finally and sings her butt off. Modern power delivery. Come on. Judges standing ovation again. Randy should shut it forever. JLo says they do not take it easy on her because of what she is capable of. One of the best performances of the year. Randy said everyone needs a moment and this moment put her in it to win it. That was amazing. Steven said he always knew it she just "Reinhart'd it right through to next week." This girl gives it her all no matter what and that is star power. A+ again.
Cannot wait to see Lady Gaga with Scotty. He sing Young Blood by the Coasters. She says he has to keep his mouth on the microphone and to treat it like his girlfriend. Jimmy thinks he needs to show emotion. He is a great performer. But he does not win this vocal competition. And you know what? He doesn't need to. He has the ability to accomplish what he wants to without this title. Cut him loose people. And get ready to hear me complain next year in Nashville when he is performing. Why don't the judges comment that his voice is just not as good as his performance? Maybe that doesn't matter. "You made Gaga's yaya go lala." Oh Steven. B+
Lauren sings Trouble by Elvis. Gaga tells her she is not a kid and that she, Gaga, was way too weird at 16 to be on Idol. Gaga drives her to drop her morals. Lauren's confidence this week is 100 times better. Carrie did this song on Idol. Lauren does has range limitations compared to Carrie but her inflections and tone are so great. Good job. Agree with JLo that her beginning was really strong. Personally, I do think she lost that focus as the song went on. Randy blah blah blah blah. B+
James closes with Love Potion No 9. Gaga gets up and tried to get James to dance and loosen up. James rocks up the song. Tonight I was psyched by James's first song, but I didn't feel a moment from him. Lots of performance but didn't blow me away. Judge said he can sing everything and everything is a moment and everything is incredible. Come on. B
James B / B
Haley B+ / A+
Scotty B- / B+
Lauren A / B+
I've made it obvious that for me Scotty can go. Haley won round 2 so strongly, that she won the night. I believe James and Haley should move forward for vocal talent although James needs to tighten it up and have a moment or Haley will take this from him. Lauren should be the number 3, but I don't know if she can topple the Scotty juggernaut. So prediction is Lauren goes but wishes, hopes and dreams are for Scotty to pack his Madlibs and go.
Don't be ashamed of your obsessions...AND strive to make Gaga's yaya go lala.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
I can't believe we are going down to 4 already
Let's start with a re-cap. Last night, James was over praised but solid, Lauren did fine but timid, Scotty kicked it up a notch and Jacob faltered severely. Oh and Haley? She was over criticised by the judges and then came out and kicked it right back in their faces.
JLo / STy Fashion showdown -- JLo is wearing my black top and bubble skirt dress from my 9th grade semi formal and Steven is looking like a major rock star so he needs to wear shades. The win goes to Steven just because I am afraid of JLo's performance.
Top 5 sing Happy Together and Scotty morphs into a totally different voice. Haley and Lauren sound good together. Jacob is doing a weird dance that makes his gut wiggle over his pants. I just made myself laugh with that description. This song is corny but they did a good job trying to make it interesting.
I don't even pretend to watch the Ford commercials. But the contestants in Gordon Ramsey's kitchen is funny. They have to make an omelet. Cute.
Brand new song debuts from Lady A. Never before heard! Hillary needs a different hairstyle. Charles does not need to change a single thing except being married to someone besides me. Oh and then there is Dave. Just a Kiss needs to grow on me. Not blown away. Seems like they are hoping to recapture Need You Now magic. This will get another listen. JLo looks nervous about her own performance. Was hers taped or live?
NEED to do my Idol downloads soon!
bing does a promo about song and wardrobe choice. Cute
Results are surprising? OH NO! James stands, Jimmy says he let the emotions take over the performance. Far side group. Uh oh, it is pick a group night!
Lauren stands, Jimmy says Flat on the Floor was good but her fear kept her from hitting the biggest note. He says she will be in bottom two. Near side group and tears.
More Kitchen Confidential with a blind taste test. Funny. Oh god my stomach is dropping if Lauren goes. I think Steven Tyler will leave the show.
JLo comes out in a metallic harem pant and jeweled bra top. Gorgeous hair and makeup and her heels are not too high so she won't fall down. I do not like this song but I'd dance to it if I was in a club (which does not happen). Can we talk about the abs? Pitbull tells her she has a bodonckadonck? Well done JLo.
Umm can Kate Hudson make one more wedding movie?
Oh now the video from JLo's next single. Can we say uber-promotional? Umm she is wet on the beach with someone who looks very different from Marc Anthony. And now JLo is back. Was her performance live or taped?
Results: Jacob stands. Jimmy says he had a rough night and fear again took over him. Jimmy gives him a 6. Jacob joins Lauren.
Haley gets a huge roar from the crowd. Jimmy thought she was 4th or 5th before last night, but she showed no fear and came back with a 10 for the night. He thinks she could be a lock for the finale. Haley joins James.
Scotty stands. Jimmy thought Gone was stellar but Always on My Mind was a bit short. But that he will be a success whether he wins this show or not. Ryan reveals Scotty has never been in the bottom two and is not tonight either. Ryan makes him choose the top two group. He won't so Ryan brings him to James and Haley and all three are safe.
Bottom two is Lauren and Jacob. Lauren is making me cry. Oh my god, she is so young. She should not go tonight people. Ryan comforts her.
Back from commercial. Jacob is going home. I have never felt such relief. Poor Lauren. Jacob spoke with class. He was so good in the beginning. I think he got really stuck with song choice over the weeks and faltered. He goes back to A House is Not a Home. No bad feelings on this. He rocked out.
don't be ashamed of your obsessions...or wearing lower heels so you don't fall down...
JLo / STy Fashion showdown -- JLo is wearing my black top and bubble skirt dress from my 9th grade semi formal and Steven is looking like a major rock star so he needs to wear shades. The win goes to Steven just because I am afraid of JLo's performance.
Top 5 sing Happy Together and Scotty morphs into a totally different voice. Haley and Lauren sound good together. Jacob is doing a weird dance that makes his gut wiggle over his pants. I just made myself laugh with that description. This song is corny but they did a good job trying to make it interesting.
I don't even pretend to watch the Ford commercials. But the contestants in Gordon Ramsey's kitchen is funny. They have to make an omelet. Cute.
Brand new song debuts from Lady A. Never before heard! Hillary needs a different hairstyle. Charles does not need to change a single thing except being married to someone besides me. Oh and then there is Dave. Just a Kiss needs to grow on me. Not blown away. Seems like they are hoping to recapture Need You Now magic. This will get another listen. JLo looks nervous about her own performance. Was hers taped or live?
NEED to do my Idol downloads soon!
bing does a promo about song and wardrobe choice. Cute
Results are surprising? OH NO! James stands, Jimmy says he let the emotions take over the performance. Far side group. Uh oh, it is pick a group night!
Lauren stands, Jimmy says Flat on the Floor was good but her fear kept her from hitting the biggest note. He says she will be in bottom two. Near side group and tears.
More Kitchen Confidential with a blind taste test. Funny. Oh god my stomach is dropping if Lauren goes. I think Steven Tyler will leave the show.
JLo comes out in a metallic harem pant and jeweled bra top. Gorgeous hair and makeup and her heels are not too high so she won't fall down. I do not like this song but I'd dance to it if I was in a club (which does not happen). Can we talk about the abs? Pitbull tells her she has a bodonckadonck? Well done JLo.
Umm can Kate Hudson make one more wedding movie?
Oh now the video from JLo's next single. Can we say uber-promotional? Umm she is wet on the beach with someone who looks very different from Marc Anthony. And now JLo is back. Was her performance live or taped?
Results: Jacob stands. Jimmy says he had a rough night and fear again took over him. Jimmy gives him a 6. Jacob joins Lauren.
Haley gets a huge roar from the crowd. Jimmy thought she was 4th or 5th before last night, but she showed no fear and came back with a 10 for the night. He thinks she could be a lock for the finale. Haley joins James.
Scotty stands. Jimmy thought Gone was stellar but Always on My Mind was a bit short. But that he will be a success whether he wins this show or not. Ryan reveals Scotty has never been in the bottom two and is not tonight either. Ryan makes him choose the top two group. He won't so Ryan brings him to James and Haley and all three are safe.
Bottom two is Lauren and Jacob. Lauren is making me cry. Oh my god, she is so young. She should not go tonight people. Ryan comforts her.
Back from commercial. Jacob is going home. I have never felt such relief. Poor Lauren. Jacob spoke with class. He was so good in the beginning. I think he got really stuck with song choice over the weeks and faltered. He goes back to A House is Not a Home. No bad feelings on this. He rocked out.
don't be ashamed of your obsessions...or wearing lower heels so you don't fall down...
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Double the pleasure
So tonight it is time for the double performances. An audience member held up a sign that said "I love the Ryan side part (meaning is hair)" Me too! JLo / STy Fashion Showdown: I'm giving it to Ryan because JLo's hair is wackadoo.
Guys, I think my DVR cut off the show. I'm holding my breath. Let's see if I get to complete the blog.
Sheryl Crow co-mentors with Jimmy. Nice.
James sings a 30 Seconds for Mars song. And Sheryl Crow sings along with him. Yikes the movement through the audience has made him go flat. Not my favorite. I liked the direction, but the sound was not all that. Agree though that there was nothing lazy about that performance. B
Jacob sings No Air by Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown. Sheryl praises his range. Jimmy praises Jacob for being able to sing a duet by himself. Oh, the dance moves are not good. He went flat and sounded terrible. Let me give this context. These top 5 are really amazing. So when I say he was terrible, he was not really that bad, just out of this group. JLo says if this is the direction he wants to be in, then he should stick to it. Randy says he is corny and should not head in this direction. I agree. Steven says he needs to find his niche. Agree again. I think this is the end of the road for Jacob. C
Lauren sings Flat on the Floor by Carrie Underwood. One of my favorites and I just heard her sing it live for the first time this past weekend. Sheryl tells her to stay put and sing. Great advice. This is a very hard song to sing. Jlo rocks out with her. I think she had a rocking great time. Randy loved it. Great direction for her to take. Steven says she is it. Jlo says she did what she needed to do. It was not perfect, but I think she is playing hard. B+
Scotty sings Gone by Montgomery Gentry. Love that Sheryl knows it and sings along. Finally a hard country song for him to sing, a rock one. Just saw Josh Turner perform this weekend and it just reiterated my issues with Scotty. This was my favorite Scotty performance and I think the kid has a lot of charisma but I don't think I loved it because he is an awesome singer and so for me that is still a problem. Country can be corny, but when Scotty sings it, it kind of always has a bit of corniness right? Steven liked it, JLo loved it, Randy randy'd it. B+
Haley does an unreleased Lady Gaga song, You and I, suggested by Jimmy and Gaga gives her her blessing to perform it. Sheryl feels it will be a moment. Such a campy Elton Johnesque song, right? Come on people, this girl's voice is amazing. And she is finally showing us where she can fit in "niche" wise. Her performance style still slightly awkward. JLo felt she should have done a song people know. JLo says I'm sorry baby. DISAGREE. Randy says too risky. DISAGREE. Haley is upset. Steven gave her props for putting her style in the song but says she needs a perfect song. I'm sorry but I thought that was way better than Jacob, better than James and better than Scotty voice wise. They are screwing her over. A-
Now to next round with oldies.
James sings Without You by Harry Neilson and has a breakdown in the studio while listening to it. So he adds his vulnerability to the performance.
WOW my DVR cut off for no reason. Ok this should be interesting.
Back to James - Thank god for You tube. James sings a song I have never heard sung by a man personally. He cries during the performance. Not technically perfect but emotionally strong. He sang with his heart. Randy thought it was emotionally perfect. The competition is now James's to lose. Steven said it is "crazytown" that his emotions took over (he meant that in a good way). JLo loves his heart and soul. He is an artist she says as she cries. James admits he gives every single performance his all and that I believe and that is why this is his competition to lose right now. A-
Jacob sings Love Hurts by Everly Brothers -- I think this is truer to who Jacob is, but for me it then feels old and I don't know what album he will make. I'm glad he got to shine again, but he does lose control of his voice and for me, tis is the end of the road. Sorry I don't know what the judges said! My youtube friends cut that off! B
Lauren Alaina sings Unchained Melody. Nice to see her soft side after the first round. I know she still suffers from some underconfidence, but you can see she challenges herself. That is a big song to take on when you are worried about hitting it. Small struggles but her talent is strong. Jennifer thinks it is beautiful, Randy likes it, Steven says he could listen to her all night. B+
Scotty sings Always on My Mind. And he is definitely NOT leaving the show. Scotty got me with this one. He showed off the best parts of his voice, was touching, emotional and so damn smart picking this song. His delivery was more straightforward, not as corny believe it or not. I liked it a lot. I don't know the judges remarks because I couldn't find a clip of them, but I'm sure they loved it. Randy probably said, Scotty is in it to win it! A-
Haley sings House of the Rising Sun and I just watched it 75 times. Standing ovation from 3 judges who just wrote her off 25 minutes ago. Randy crowns her with best performance of the night, she blossomed. Steven says she sold everybody. JLo says she showed her anger at them and then sang her butt off. Her best vocal and her best performance. OUTSTANDING Haley. I now crown my first A+ of the season. That was it. A+
James B / A-
Jacob C / B
Lauren B+ / B+
Scotty B+ / A-
Haley A- / A+
I am so sorry I couldn't recap all the judges comments and am super sad to not have seen what Sheryl had to say about the second half. Will find a way to watch full episode this weekend! But I will tell you that despite the judges first critique, Haley won the night (I liked both performances), James was a close second (first one I didn't love), Scotty scotty'd me tonight (first great song choice and second finally singing well and winning me over) but came in third, Lauren was great, but needs a moment. And Jacob, we have come to the end of the road my friend. I say farewell to my lip gloss wearing friend.
Really loved the mix of old and new. Can't wait to hear Lady A sing a new song tomorrow night and am still a little afraid of seeing JLo perform live.
Don't be ashamed of your obsessions...and believe in the power of youtube, it can save you from a melt down. Now back to Haley, for the 76th time.
Go ahead, you can watch it again too. http://youtu.be/oSAF2JsOEcI
Guys, I think my DVR cut off the show. I'm holding my breath. Let's see if I get to complete the blog.
Sheryl Crow co-mentors with Jimmy. Nice.
James sings a 30 Seconds for Mars song. And Sheryl Crow sings along with him. Yikes the movement through the audience has made him go flat. Not my favorite. I liked the direction, but the sound was not all that. Agree though that there was nothing lazy about that performance. B
Jacob sings No Air by Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown. Sheryl praises his range. Jimmy praises Jacob for being able to sing a duet by himself. Oh, the dance moves are not good. He went flat and sounded terrible. Let me give this context. These top 5 are really amazing. So when I say he was terrible, he was not really that bad, just out of this group. JLo says if this is the direction he wants to be in, then he should stick to it. Randy says he is corny and should not head in this direction. I agree. Steven says he needs to find his niche. Agree again. I think this is the end of the road for Jacob. C
Lauren sings Flat on the Floor by Carrie Underwood. One of my favorites and I just heard her sing it live for the first time this past weekend. Sheryl tells her to stay put and sing. Great advice. This is a very hard song to sing. Jlo rocks out with her. I think she had a rocking great time. Randy loved it. Great direction for her to take. Steven says she is it. Jlo says she did what she needed to do. It was not perfect, but I think she is playing hard. B+
Scotty sings Gone by Montgomery Gentry. Love that Sheryl knows it and sings along. Finally a hard country song for him to sing, a rock one. Just saw Josh Turner perform this weekend and it just reiterated my issues with Scotty. This was my favorite Scotty performance and I think the kid has a lot of charisma but I don't think I loved it because he is an awesome singer and so for me that is still a problem. Country can be corny, but when Scotty sings it, it kind of always has a bit of corniness right? Steven liked it, JLo loved it, Randy randy'd it. B+
Haley does an unreleased Lady Gaga song, You and I, suggested by Jimmy and Gaga gives her her blessing to perform it. Sheryl feels it will be a moment. Such a campy Elton Johnesque song, right? Come on people, this girl's voice is amazing. And she is finally showing us where she can fit in "niche" wise. Her performance style still slightly awkward. JLo felt she should have done a song people know. JLo says I'm sorry baby. DISAGREE. Randy says too risky. DISAGREE. Haley is upset. Steven gave her props for putting her style in the song but says she needs a perfect song. I'm sorry but I thought that was way better than Jacob, better than James and better than Scotty voice wise. They are screwing her over. A-
Now to next round with oldies.
James sings Without You by Harry Neilson and has a breakdown in the studio while listening to it. So he adds his vulnerability to the performance.
WOW my DVR cut off for no reason. Ok this should be interesting.
Back to James - Thank god for You tube. James sings a song I have never heard sung by a man personally. He cries during the performance. Not technically perfect but emotionally strong. He sang with his heart. Randy thought it was emotionally perfect. The competition is now James's to lose. Steven said it is "crazytown" that his emotions took over (he meant that in a good way). JLo loves his heart and soul. He is an artist she says as she cries. James admits he gives every single performance his all and that I believe and that is why this is his competition to lose right now. A-
Jacob sings Love Hurts by Everly Brothers -- I think this is truer to who Jacob is, but for me it then feels old and I don't know what album he will make. I'm glad he got to shine again, but he does lose control of his voice and for me, tis is the end of the road. Sorry I don't know what the judges said! My youtube friends cut that off! B
Lauren Alaina sings Unchained Melody. Nice to see her soft side after the first round. I know she still suffers from some underconfidence, but you can see she challenges herself. That is a big song to take on when you are worried about hitting it. Small struggles but her talent is strong. Jennifer thinks it is beautiful, Randy likes it, Steven says he could listen to her all night. B+
Scotty sings Always on My Mind. And he is definitely NOT leaving the show. Scotty got me with this one. He showed off the best parts of his voice, was touching, emotional and so damn smart picking this song. His delivery was more straightforward, not as corny believe it or not. I liked it a lot. I don't know the judges remarks because I couldn't find a clip of them, but I'm sure they loved it. Randy probably said, Scotty is in it to win it! A-
Haley sings House of the Rising Sun and I just watched it 75 times. Standing ovation from 3 judges who just wrote her off 25 minutes ago. Randy crowns her with best performance of the night, she blossomed. Steven says she sold everybody. JLo says she showed her anger at them and then sang her butt off. Her best vocal and her best performance. OUTSTANDING Haley. I now crown my first A+ of the season. That was it. A+
James B / A-
Jacob C / B
Lauren B+ / B+
Scotty B+ / A-
Haley A- / A+
I am so sorry I couldn't recap all the judges comments and am super sad to not have seen what Sheryl had to say about the second half. Will find a way to watch full episode this weekend! But I will tell you that despite the judges first critique, Haley won the night (I liked both performances), James was a close second (first one I didn't love), Scotty scotty'd me tonight (first great song choice and second finally singing well and winning me over) but came in third, Lauren was great, but needs a moment. And Jacob, we have come to the end of the road my friend. I say farewell to my lip gloss wearing friend.
Really loved the mix of old and new. Can't wait to hear Lady A sing a new song tomorrow night and am still a little afraid of seeing JLo perform live.
Don't be ashamed of your obsessions...and believe in the power of youtube, it can save you from a melt down. Now back to Haley, for the 76th time.
Go ahead, you can watch it again too. http://youtu.be/oSAF2JsOEcI
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