Thursday, April 7, 2011

I have no idea what will happen tonight

First off, shout out to my fellow Friday Night Lights fans -- first episode of last season airs next Friday. Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose! And now to the JLo/STy Fashion Showdown. Look JLo: Grey silk harem pants with a cummerbund waist and a red silk v-neck blouse and a teeny tiny tight high bun on her head. Look STy: Skinny python or python printed pants, black tank and white leather jkt. STy wins because I don't like teeny tiny tight buns. To re-cap, I felt like Scotty should go, but Haley may because she has been in the bottom before and didn't blow it out of the water. James did not have a great week either. However, I really don't think I agreed with America, zeitgeist was that Pia and Scotty ruled the night. So we'll see. Night opens with a rock medley. They are all good and cool, so tonight's group number doesn't feel as contrived. Russell Brand visited the gang to help them with stage presence. I just saw Arthur and I liked it a lot. I think he is funny and now shows this charming side as well. Cute segment. Casey, Stefano and Lauren head to center of stage. Kelly Clarkson tweeted that she is in love with Casey. How great is that. Lauren is safe, Casey is safe, Stefano is bottom 3. Constantine performs. He has been starring in Broadway's Rock of Ages and is great in it. Unfortunately he has not been asked to be in the movie version -- guess he can't compete with Tom Cruise and Julianne Hough as a singer? Tonight he does an awkward version of Unchained Melody. Not his best. He shows great singing, but bad arrangement. Now they show Gwen's segment of dressing the contestants or maybe just the girls. Good plug for her. Paul, Scotty and Pia head to center. Scotty is safe, is he the dorky kid that little girls vote for? I actually don't think he is super dorky, but that must have something to do with it. Paul is safe and Pia is in the bottom 3. WOW. That is crazy. Absolutely crazy. Judges are stunned, audience is stunned. Thanks Randy for making her do something up tempo. She better not be gone. Segment at TMZ that I had to forward because TMZ is against my morals. It is against my morals but I watched it. Was actually clever. James, Haley and Jacob to the center. Jacob is so cute. He is like a little adorable boy. James is safe, Haley is safe and Jacob is in the bottom 3. THIS IS INSANITY. JLo's jaw dropped to the floor. Stefano better be going or this will be a disaster. AAAAACCCKKKK. An 80 year old shirtless man just started singing on the stage. Seriously, despite the spray tan, makeup and 8 pack, he is 80 and this is crazy. I know he is a legend but a legend can retire or keep his shirt on. Results. It HAS to be Stefano. Jacob is safe even though Ryan really played with his words. PIA is going home. This is insanity. Absolutely insane. Jennifer says, "I have no idea what just happened here. I'm shocked, I'm angry." Randy says, "He is gutted." Steven says "A mistake is one thing, but lack of passion is unforgivable. They're wrong." This is a HUGE mistake. Should Casey have been saved? Yes. But if America knew how to vote, the judges would not have had to use it then and could have used it now. She has nothing to regret. She did everything she should have. Ryan asks her to sing. You know what? Daughtry got eliminated too. Come on Pia, become a star and show these losers who did not vote for you they were wrong. Have to go, can't believe this. Don't be ashamed of your obsessions, but be ashamed if you did not vote last night. You could have saved Pia.

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