I hear it's a shocker

Okay, so Ryan tells us it is a shocking vote result. Let's cross our fingers. Opening weirdo medley of Beatles songs. Then a Ford video. But since i know there is supposed to be suspense, I am now eager for shock. Results.

Ryan goes to Siobhan and sends her to the center of the stage without clear explanation. Then Crystal gets sent to the center of the stage without explanation. Katie gets sent to the center of the stage without explanation. All three girls. Randy says these girls are not going home. Crystal is safe and goes back to the sofas. Are these the bottom three? Oh Ryan and your twisted ideas, Katie and Siobhan are safe as well. So that means that three guys are in the bottom three. Aaron, Andrew and Tim. That's my call. I can admit now that I jumped into the show late and saw the three girls standing in the middle of the stage and I was shocked, but it was a ruse. I guess.

Now Jason de Rulo, Kara's artist on her label (she has a label?) I always think of the Andy Samberg digital short when I hear "Whatcha Say?" So funny. He was fine. Kara gave him a standing ovation. He is so not her style. I don't get it.

Gaspy!! He is sporting long hair, combed down in the front. But he is redo'ing his IMAGINE single. REDO. REDO. But you know, he can show Aaron a lesson or two.. Gaspy never switched it up much, but he sang his head off. And he made it two final two and Ed wanted him to win. This kid needs a good producer so he can make a great record because his voice is actually good. But he isn't an artist, which is why he hasn't been commercially successful.

The guys get split into 2 groups. It breaks down to Lee, Casey and Tim versus Michael, Aaron and Andrew. I assume Michael, Aaron and Andrew are bottom three. But Ryan likes a twist, so who knows! Ryan puts Ellen on the spot. Which group is bottom three? But at least she answers. Michael, Aaron and Andrew. She is right. Wow, Tim got out of the bottom three. I can see why Michael is there, very controversial performance. Scary part is he actually can sing. Aaron gets sent back to safety. Now I feel bad for Michael. Andrew needs to go in these two.

Rihanna needs a hit song, and this is not it.

Bottom two Michael and Andrew -- two fathers up on stage together, that tugged on my heartstrings. Andrew is safe. Michael sings This Women's Work. Come on -- can we admit this guy never sang a bad note? Come on -- Katie, Aaron, Andrew they all hit bum notes. Will the judges save him? The cameras focus on him and his wife crying in the audience so we can't really tell what is going on with the judges. I swear to god if my DVR cuts off. I need to extend on results night.

Judges. Simon says they all wanted what he did tonight last night. They only have one save. It is unanimous. THEY SAVE HIM. Kara is thrilled. I love Simon says it was unanimous (doesn't it have to be?) The judges are hugging each other. His wife is thrilled. I think that is great, because they cannot let the imbalance of the bad rule out the top. BUT this means two go home next week which his freaky -- they need to be at the top of their game to stay. Considering Andrew, Tim and Katie plus Aaron and Michael have seen the bottom, hopefully my faves Lee, Casey, Crystal and even Siobhan (by a thin thread) will make it through to continue competing even with two going home. People, you need to all start voting!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god, I am so stressed out.

And I will never be shamed of my obsessions...