NERVOUS NELLY, I mean Adam.

First, Simon retracts from some of his statements last night and neutralizes himself as usual by saying all of them did well and it is an open race. Think anyone filled him in on the results?

Finally a good group number that seemed to be sung live. I really enjoyed Danny and Kris in this medley because they sounded modern.

Then the cake debacle. So predictable that they gave someone the clean-up bill. I thought it was good practice for trashing hotel rooms like a real rock star.

Top 5 brought to the center of the stage. I sense tonight's drama...
Matt, Kara and Randy didn't like him, Simon and Paula liked him. He steps RIGHT
Danny, Judges all liked him. He steps LEFT
Allison, Randy Kara and Paula liked it, Simon didn't. She steps LEFT
Kris, Randy, Kara and Paula liked it, Simon didn't. He steps RIGHT
Adam, Judges all liked him. Adam has to pick a group -- I love that he acts like he didn't see it coming. Most performers won't choose, they normally sit down in the middle. But full of himself Adam does pick and goes with Danny and Allison because he thinks he is safe.

HE IS WRONG. Adam, Matt, Kris are the bottom 3 and Allison and Danny are SAFE. WOW, shocker, shocker, shocker. Paula thinks it is crazy and then talks her Mom talk about everyone being great. Ryan goes to Simon for reaction -- he congratulates the two who are safe -- why be so shocked? Randy thinks they are all talented. Kara was shocked mouth open wide that Adam was in the bottom 3 but turns it into a sex joke.

Natalie Cole who needs a new kidney and went on Larry King to ask for one sings next. I have to forward because I feel bad for her. She must not need one that badly because she is going to Korea on tour. Yikes, I am going to hell.

Danny and Allison are safe and Matt, Kris and Adam wait in the wings.

Taylor Hicks comes out and sings a terrible song. I actually like his haircut but the song is being forwarded. Yikes. He dispenses advice to the contestants and Simon had the most bored look on his face. Hysterical.

Matt, Kris and Adam -- one is safe. It is...KRIS!!! Woohoo!! Oh my I am so excited and happy. I wanted him to stay. Relief. Wow, is this going to be the shocker? If Mat had not been saved would Adam not have been in jeopardy? The Save seems to have boosted him. Wow, this is nervewracking. Daughtry made it to top 4, will Adam follow him?

Ryan introduces Kanye West -- I mean Jamie Foxx singing a Kanye West song -- I mean Jamie Foxx singing his own song that sounds exactly like a wannabe Kanye song. He basically just yelled around to his own voice on a track. He ruined his performance as a mentor.

Okay, we're back and it is Matt or Adam. It should be Matt. I know I give Adam hell, but he shouldn't leave yet. I do appreciate the dose of reality. Ryan goes to Simon and once again questions his critiques. Randy and Kara got it right on. Adam is safe. Whew, glad I said the somewhat nice thing about him before.

This was the right decision but happy that Adam got a little scared and Allison finally felt safety. Matt got his shot and a second shot too. The judges were very gracious.

Next week is Rock and Roll with Slash -- a little Sweet Child of Mine anyone??

Also, I'm not going to Idol Finale. Wanted to let everyone know now. No big reason but I have too much going on. I'm still keeping the dream alive with a live blog. I adore my fans.

I have recently fallen in love with Kid Rock and have admitted that, so remember...
don't be ashamed of your obsessions...