And then there were three

The suspense is killing me. Okay, not killing me, but making me a little sick because if something happens to David Cook I might lose my dinner. Why is Paula wearing a one-shouldered ball gown? Did she think she was at the Met? So Randy didn't make Syesha cry, Paula did. That makes me giggle -- Paula Abdul's words of support and love moved Syesha so much that she was brought to tears. These two are a hoot.

Shout outs to my comments on last night's blog. Linda thinks Carly would have stayed if she had done All I Ask of You -- she may be right because it may have counter balanced her bad ass tattoo. Jess kind of likes Syesha -- Jess, I may have to disown you as my niece.

Group number -- how awkward. They totally pair up David Cook and David A. David A was smiling at David Cook -- I think he might worship him. Oh yes, the guitar player came through the back of the stage and then the Idols were up on the balcony -- cool dude -- this show is full of special effects just like Indiana Jones!

Break and then the re-cap. Song choice, song choice, song choice. Well the rumor mill says that they actually only had a choice of 50 songs to pick from, not all 500. Don't know if that is true but it explains some things. And now it is time for some results...I'm nervous, stomach is churning.

Of course they have to bring Gaspy out first because he would have a breakdown if he wasn't safe. He is still so happy about what the judges said tonight. He is so cute. Oh guess what? He is safe! And his Dad gave him two thumbs up. And then Ryan had to deal with some technical difficulties.

They got to take a private plane to Vegas to see the Beatles Love Show. Is the show owned by Simon Fuller? Jason got kissed, Gaspy was gasping when he saw all the fans, Syesha touched a dolphin and David Cook got a manicure. Can we say shameless plug?

Oh thank god, Cook is out next. Why is Ryan dragging this out? And how could Randy act as if this guy has ever really done anything wrong? My god -- he is so much better than the rest of these kids. He said he wasn't feeling well. His head wasn't in the right place. Maybe it's allergies -- my head feels weird every day recently and yesterday I was caught unexpectedly dancing in the office and today I was very cranky in the morning. Maybe I was feeling whatever David was. Sympathy pains. DAVID IS SAFE! Yesssss.

Bottom two is Jason and Syesha. Ryan tries to fake them out that he is going to reveal the results. And that smart one Jason was so smart and he said he could not believe Ryan was going to reveal that early in the program and he was right! He is so smart.

Now I know why David Cook was not feeling so well. He had to wear that terrible matador outfit in the Ford commercial. And then with the Q&A, David Cook has to endure a stalker asking him to go on a date with her when he comes to Pittsburgh on the tour. Umm can someone explain why Gaspy couldn't answer what the biggest challenge he had to overcome was? Didn't he have vocal paralysis and couldn't sing? Was that not a challenge, Gaspy? Then Jason said his brain was dead. Really? Maybe it died in all of the smoke? I love the questions for Simon -- he should be knighted and could be the next James Bond. What planet are these people on?

Maroon 5 comes out. Are they owned by Simon Fuller? They always perform on this show. They are saving Bo for last. I love him. I did like Adam Levine's advice -- it is a lot of work -- oh well, Jason Castro would be screwed because his brain is dead.

Bo came out from the back in a burst of light. His hair is super long. He was the first rocker on this show. He lost to Carrie Underwood. His first album didn't do too well but I actually really liked it. Oh yeah, then he used the mic thing -- what is it called again? I have to scroll down - didn't someone else use that earlier this season? He's not in great voice, but it is nice to see him again. I hope he is feeling well -- he had intestinal surgery after Idol was over -- why do I know these things? He did the wink at the end -- I loved the wink.

It is results time -- Jason thinks this is so funny because he has lost his brain. It is true that he is the most inexperienced -- compared to the other contestants, he really is an amateur. Remember how at the beginning the show was being criticized for having semi professionals or professionals on the show? Well Jason wasn't one of those. So to those who criticized, you could have had a whole season of Jasons. Oh and then Syesha compared the meaning of the song to the race for president and how it relates to her. Relaly? She didn't -- first her journey on Idol is like the Civil Rights Movement and now the fact that there could be a femals or black president relates to her making it to the top 3. For Geez!!!!

So the Davids are in the top with Syesha. Next week three songs -- contestant's choice, judge's choice and it used to be Clive Daviss choice -- maybe it is producer's choice? I can't remember. But it is a good episode. And two weeks from now? I'm in LA baby!!! God I have to bring my laptop to blog!

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